Boatmaxing tomorrow as the Midwestern body was intended to.

I am the Mikko Koivu of beer league (derogatory)

My twitter just got to freshman year of high school and Elon took it out like the school shooter he is.

Dianne Feinstein died due to complications from the vaccine (Kolmer's 1935 live virus polio vaccine).

Someones gotta put a snake in this losers boot

While we mourn the passing of Feinstein—a beloved inside trader, defender of the confederate flag, general husk of a human being—we mustn't forget to keep her various aids and well-wishers in our thoughts as they will be buried alive alongside her corpse as is Senate tradition.