BING FUCKING BONG!!!!!!

After a long day of drinking by the fire, I must retire.

Margaritas!!!

MAGA: We want all the immigrants deported & eggs to be cheaper! America first!

Trump: Actually, we’re gonna hire immigrants for all the tech jobs & it’s too hard to make groceries cheaper, but we are gonna take over Greenland & Canada to help Putin!

MAGA: Works for me!!!

(Fucking idiots).

Live-action #HorizonZeroDawn film is officially in the works at Sony

I’m trying to pair my Old Fashioned(s) with the right flavored wood chips to smoke them with. I’m using @michterswhiskey.bsky.social ’s Kentucky Straight Bourbon. The old-fashioned in this picture was smoked using peach “flavored,” wood chips.

If the #NYGiants make a change at GM, i don’t think they need to look far for the right person to lead this team. They have an extremely talented individual on staff that can step in & turn this team around. Will the #Giants make this move? Highly unlikely, but I’d love it if they did. #BrandonBrown

Pretty much, huh.

Holy shit Drew lock #nygiants

I get the pushback to Bluesky in that it further bifurcates our media ecosystem. But at this point, Twitter’s content moderation is so nonexistent and its verified users so extreme that the choice becomes either move away from Twitter or be subjected to straight up 4chan nazi bile on a daily basis.

Fire Brian Daboll

#nygiants #firebriandaboll

We have about 24 hours till Donald Trump prematurely declares victory and begins another attempt to overturn the election, this time with the help of SCOTUS, congress, and Elon Musk.

If you’re whining about Harris today, hear me loud and clear:

Fuck you

Bluesky is awesome! Thank you to the devs!

The New Orleans #Saints have fired Dennis Allen after their 23-22 loss to the Carolina #Panthers, according to Ian Rapoport and Mike Garafolo of #NFL Network. This move doesn’t come as a surprise, as they’ve lost their last seven consecutive games. Despite starting the season 2-0 and in...

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