Spoon
glorious-spoon.bsky.social
Spoon
@glorious-spoon.bsky.social
thirtysomething librarian, writer, and multifandom dumpster fire | they/them | glorious_spoon on ao3
i do think that one of the fundamental errors a lot of people outside of fandom make is the assumption that 'i participate in fandom for [thing]' in any way shape or form correlates to 'i think [thing] is objectively good'
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
fascinating take considering that this is not something that anyone in fandom demanded or requested but instead - yet again - AI slop desperately being pushed at the masses in hopes of finding a market
October 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
there is a lady who has been sitting at the computers just absolutely UNLOADING about some dude on the phone for the past hour and a half, and she's speaking so fast that i can't understand half the words. genuinely a little in awe. the STAMINA.
September 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I just think if your definition of civility is about the volume and tone of speech and ignores the content of the speech you probably need to start over
September 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
the person who picked out an absolutely intolerable nordic noir mystery for tomorrow's book discussion ISN'T EVEN COMING, i should get to cancel the whole thing
September 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
it's really bafflingly hilarious to see the nonstop pearl-clutching about how women reading trashy romantasy/erotica is going to bring about the end of literacy, as if james patterson hasn't been pumping out twenty wildly popular meciocre ghost-written thrillers per year for decades
September 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
working in a public library will expose you to the most absolutely batshit conversations
September 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
#ThePrincessBride #Fanart
April 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Happy bisexual awakening day for those who celebrate
#TheMummy released 26 years ago today
May 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
everything is GREEN!
May 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
okay but genuinely who the fuck even WANTS another harry potter reboot? i know that this is the era of beating every single dead horse until money stops coming out of it but like. what is the appeal. even aside from the jkr of it all
May 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
it's not the only bad thing about it, but this shit also completely ruins the culture of fandom by turning it into a side hustle. it's like being at a party where half of the guests want to use it as a chance to shill their multi-level marketing garbage
Publishers being open about this sort of thing — instead of treating it as an IYKYK open secret — feels like an extremely bad development
If the publishers are going to talk about it, why is everyone acting so hush hush?
April 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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the key to a good fandom experience is finding 3 people you can say anything to and then never give a flying fuck about anyone else’s opinion
April 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
April 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Here the phone call scene we deserved

#buddie #911onABC
April 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
currently reading! i was going to finish it tonight but i got to the section where something crawled into the protagonist's room on an abandoned station and attempted to gnaw on her so maybe i'll wait until i'm NOT in a dark house by myself
April 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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insomnia

#911onABC
April 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
morbidly hilarious actually
April 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
first fic post on bluesky! a gift fic for my fandom trumps hate bidder #911onABC #buddie

archiveofourown.org/works/64723816
April 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
have children and you too can experience the joy of having every surface in your home be inexplicably Sticky
April 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
currently reading! the worldbuilding reminds me a bit of 'the left hand of darkness', at least so far
April 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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the bedsheets smell like you🤍
#buddie #911onABC
March 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Fentanyl is very much like a weapon of mass destruction in the sense that Republicans like to lie about finding it and then use that lie as a justification to do ruinous, destructive things
March 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
there's something so funny about an unsuccessful provocateur. you can SMELL the desperation for someone, anyone, to argue with them and grant them relevance in the court of public opinion, and no one is biting
March 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM