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Globnar
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Making photos in difficult ways
They/them
This is one of the happiest pieces of news to come out in 2025
I've spent a long time wondering if I'd ever speak on my channel, and I'm sure many of you have as well. It looks like it's finally time though.

youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Every year or so I go down my steam friends list and see if anyone I've lost touch with is still online. My brother's account hasn't been opened in 10 years, last game played Fallout NV. And every year another bio has been rewritten to begin with "✨I'm just a girl who... ✨" ♥️
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The irony of me having to use archive to get past your paywall.
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Globnar
I know it’s not nice to make fun of people’s appearance and I’m a big guy myself but my god there has just been a run on plus-sized plate carriers. I’d buy stock if I knew who made them
🧵1/2 IG: mike_kelly_photography

“After an unsuccessful foot
chase outside a Sam's Club, this ICE agent became visibly angry with my presence documenting their activity, threatening to arrest me several times-as seen in this video” 🟥cont.🧵⤵️⤵️⤵️

▪️Chicago
video taken 9:25 a.m. 10/22/2025
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
open.substack.com/pub/darkroom...

Some memories to share in this month's substack.
Nostalgia, reality, and acceptance
On summer nights, winter mornings, and dreams.
open.substack.com
October 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Pros of an at home espresso machine setup: Mmm coffee
Cons of an at home espresso machine setup: Messing up the precise schedule of caffeinated such that I skip the productivity stage and go straight to gang stalking victim.
August 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I think everyone has had a The Mountain Goats moment. Mine came at 12:30am in Toronto Ontario, in the spring of 2016.
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Losing it over this photo of neutral milk hotel. I know each one of these guys, every art scene in western MA has at least two. I've illegally camped with all of them. The one in the back gave me five of my most treasured tattoos. I'm related to 3 of em. Nearly started a wildfire with the first.
July 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
open.substack.com/pub/darkroom...
Wrote a lil thingydo about moving away from the world I knew, and why that was necessary.
On leaving things
Several weeks ago, on June 18th, 2025, I put everything (most everything) I owned into a uhaul and then crammed the rest into a subaru outback and my mom’s rented SUV.
open.substack.com
July 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This weekend I watched two of my dear friends get married. This morning I watched my cat shit on the floor and try to bury it in my internet cable.
July 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My beloved partner: Hitting the high note in Queen's Who Wants to Live Forever
The car: Hitting the rumble strip
Me, freshly awakened: I would.
July 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Men will say "I'm not artistic at all" and then post 15 references they've studied for hours while painting Warhammer figures with a collection of tools that makes my camera closet look budget conscious.
July 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The cafe near my apartment plays the same playlist every weekend. It mirrors my own listening habits so much that Sally has made jokes about it. We got breakfast after moving in and I knew *every song.* Today they threw me a curve ball with a choral arrangement of amazing grace that doesn't exist.
July 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I know we're all over it now but I'm still giggling at how my mom (who works in health insurance) was messaging me about how horrible it was that a CEO was gunned down in NYC *until the exact moment she found out who it was.* Direct quote "oh never mind he was EVIL evil."
July 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just got used as an example of why a child should be grateful to have a mom because I was holding a Wendy's bag ("because that shit ain't real food") and I've never wanted to call a stranger a bitch to her face more in my life.
July 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I just like gremlins your honor
June 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The joys of moving, Part One: unpacking clothes you predominantly wore during 2020-2021. Searching the pockets like "There's a mask in this one. There's a mask in this one. There's a mask in this one. There's a mask..."
June 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There are so many terrible things happening on the Internet, but where else can I be surrounded by uncountable numbers of the most amazing artists I can ever see? Who drive me to delve so deep into my craft that surfacing with new knowledge is a joy all unto itself?
May 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Straight men who try to buy something from me and then tell me their wife said no are so confusing. My partner and I are both fiscally responsible, if either of us told the other simply to Never Buy Something that brought us joy, we'd be incompatible.
April 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You know what? I love selling art. I love selling bespoke pieces of my soul to people whose soul resonates in a similar way to the print so that when they see it they somehow feel seen, more whole, in that moment. But a huge part of me just wants a fucking patron.
April 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This year I said I would service, not replace, any broken gear. Well it's been six weeks since I sent my 645 off for service and I'm staring out the window like a war widow waiting on a husband who died in France.
April 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Reposted by Globnar
oddly enough I feel a lot of connection between queer art/fanfic communities and FOSS. they both have that same slightly anarchistic streak with the ultimate goal of liberation. that's a thought I've only had recently so I haven't had enough time to interrogate it
April 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
March 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My brother and his bear
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#gelatinsilver #believeinfilm #largeformat
January 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Lately I've been playing a boros little guys deck I've affectionately dubbed "you wouldn't hit me I'm just a little guy!" And let me tell you. This fucking doll works wonders.
January 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM