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Kuudere King
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Pasta la Pizza Baby! 80s Satan. Glitched Salaryman. Fudanshi Scum. Theoretical Motivator. Necromancer (Husband) — He / They. Bi. INTJ. Yeah! ✨
This is the worst I think I’ve been sick in a decade. It’s bad bad. I only felt worse when I was dying of sepsis. This flu or whatever is no joke. Started antibiotics and hopefully I’ll be over the worst of it soon
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
101 degree fever for two days but look who came
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I like that this is a modern day weighing of your heart against a feather to see whether or not the slide will sense darkness in you and send you flying
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Sometimes I still think about the Cloud cosplayer outside the dealers room that was instructing his friends “Final Fantasy stuff ONLY.”
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Here's a beautiful patch of hamburger "weeds" outside a McDonald's in 1981
August 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It’s chocolate flavored covered specials time again.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I am free!!!! Released!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I hate my hair colour right now so much. It faded so bad.
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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bottled the 2nd round of pyments last night, ~1/2 gallon of southern belle and blackberry each! i'm surprised at how shifting 25% of the total honey into specialty honey dramatically changed the flavour, but it makes me even more excited for next year

radish pyment went in last night
#homebrewing
November 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
lol it’s night four and THIS is the worst I’ve felt???? I am in so much fucking stomach pain I want to perish holy shit lol
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“I still hit the gym so I can be healthy enough to climb a tree.” You go, buddy. You climb that tree.
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Happy Halloween! Full wallpaper version on my Patreon!

#pokemon #blender
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The laundry detergent here sucks and I’m too neurodivergent for this so I was complaining and a friend said “when they purge all the pathogens they also purge all the kindness from the clothing”
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh it was a rough night fellas but ya boy hung in there and didn’t get eliminated so my reward is two big blues
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So one poor kid is puking his soul out and my first thought is oh, first one eliminated in the vaccine battle royale
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Getting locked up tomorrow boys
October 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hi! From the 27th - 5th I’m going to be in an inpatient clinic for an E. coli vaccine study and I’ll basically be locked in for 9 days. Please keep me company and chat with me if you’d like! I can be around on discord and will probs be doing lots of art and such to pass the time.
October 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Work convention has been nice and pretty informative but it leaves me so drained to be so social with new people
October 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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blackberry #art (wallpapers below!)
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Even though my first instinct is to try and explain something to someone, this post is exactly why I've stopped doing it as much. It is really hard to know if the person on the other side of the screen is real and truly just confused or if it's a bot designed to waste your time.
Whenever you see hateful posts on social media, please remember that about 50% of internet activity is now AI/bots, so it's likely that it isn't even a real person. Don't fall for the crap that's trying to divide us, just ignore (block) and move on.
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Oh hi there 🚶
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Stomach very upset but look who I have
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Lmao starting to see AI images on DoorDash
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM