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Smashleigh
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A crumb of attention, please?
And yet also botching *that* in the first instance. Sublime
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’ll WhatsApp him lol
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Me, pushing 40, still referring to my childhood neighbours as “uncle Brian” and “nanny Martha” my God, such lies I spin
October 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Exactly: ball ache
October 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Nah there’s zips and ties and things involved, and it’s a pretty rigid so there’s just a load of wrestling involved
October 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Don’t tell anyone: I took my shroud off and just use the fitted sheet off our bed when I’ve washed it but truthfully don’t notice a difference. Shroud is a right faff
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
DOUBLE THE INJUSTICE FOR MY SWEET PRINCE OF ALDERAAN
October 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I completely agree! I shall mourn this loss greatly
October 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I mean, if my man had anything to do with it, it was probably an edgy art-house musical with terrible CGI that nobody but a mother (me) would love (Annette: I’m looking at you) but that’s EXACTLY what the universe needs I reckon
October 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Owing to some confusion around Tom Rosenthal having “a nice face” (no disagreement) my daughter definitely has a crush on Alfred the Great
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Every time I watch Horrible Science/Histories I wonder which bits you did!!
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
You know I was looking for crazy ex gf today and found the ONLY way to watch it now is £20/season on Amazon
a woman in a purple shirt is smiling and saying `` i 'm terrified ! ''
Alt: a woman in a purple shirt is smiling and saying `` i 'm terrified ! ''
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It was unfathomable to me that he stuck around for more than like, 3 seasons and almost always keeps a straight face even when it’s being the most ludicrous thing ever to grace a telly
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
lol, strap in for seven solid seasons babe, that was my plan, too 🫡
October 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Guzzle it down, it’s delicious (it will also make you violently ill)
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Seven seasons. SEVEN.
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM