Smashleigh
@glitterbrawl.bsky.social
A crumb of attention, please?
The face of a kid who has just made me part with £10 to go on a two minute long ferris wheel ride in order to escape a heaving crowd. As you can see: having a blast.
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The face of a kid who has just made me part with £10 to go on a two minute long ferris wheel ride in order to escape a heaving crowd. As you can see: having a blast.
Hard to imagine a more cursed energy from a corner shop
October 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Hard to imagine a more cursed energy from a corner shop
Post-strike rush hour tube is giving real zombie apocalypse vibes
September 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Post-strike rush hour tube is giving real zombie apocalypse vibes
The Men have got riddles for me to solve before I get to claim the armchair
August 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Men have got riddles for me to solve before I get to claim the armchair
Out here building a strong professional personal brand
August 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Out here building a strong professional personal brand
I mean, that may be the “operational reasons” - not sure what other dark chocolate products they produce so it’s probably very expensive to just source a little bit to coat the minimal amount of red bounties they sold
August 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I mean, that may be the “operational reasons” - not sure what other dark chocolate products they produce so it’s probably very expensive to just source a little bit to coat the minimal amount of red bounties they sold
My kid got glasses today and it has amplified the declaration of genes tenfold. She’s simultaneously a tiny mirror and a tiny version of my husband. All of a sudden I can see a million versions of her at different ages, all in a moment. FACES, MAN
June 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My kid got glasses today and it has amplified the declaration of genes tenfold. She’s simultaneously a tiny mirror and a tiny version of my husband. All of a sudden I can see a million versions of her at different ages, all in a moment. FACES, MAN
They’re brothers and besties
May 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They’re brothers and besties
These guys moved in a couple of weeks ago but they’d been such an endless stream of hot diarrhoea that it felt mean to mine them for content. Meet Laszlo and Makari
May 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
These guys moved in a couple of weeks ago but they’d been such an endless stream of hot diarrhoea that it felt mean to mine them for content. Meet Laszlo and Makari
Oh look, Park Seo Joon has made himself comfy in the corner because he knows how much I enjoy using the loo while at the Shard
May 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Oh look, Park Seo Joon has made himself comfy in the corner because he knows how much I enjoy using the loo while at the Shard
The pope’s funeral procession just came down my street, lads
May 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The pope’s funeral procession just came down my street, lads
I swear to god, 100% of c-suite innovation meetings are just this meme, ad infinitum (especially when it comes to “our customers would like an AI chatbot rather than a human to offer customer support”
April 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I swear to god, 100% of c-suite innovation meetings are just this meme, ad infinitum (especially when it comes to “our customers would like an AI chatbot rather than a human to offer customer support”
Living life on the edge again, gang
April 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Living life on the edge again, gang
The word “offer” here is truly buckling under the weight of expectation
March 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The word “offer” here is truly buckling under the weight of expectation
Would love to understand what I have clicked on in order to convince John Lewis that I am in the market to buy both a £600 citrus juicer and toaster
March 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Would love to understand what I have clicked on in order to convince John Lewis that I am in the market to buy both a £600 citrus juicer and toaster
The demonic outtake:
February 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The demonic outtake:
@beardynoise.bsky.social it may have taken a while but it finally fits!! ❤️❤️❤️
February 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
@beardynoise.bsky.social it may have taken a while but it finally fits!! ❤️❤️❤️
God I wish I could come up with something intelligent to say about this and yet here I am, lost for words
January 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
God I wish I could come up with something intelligent to say about this and yet here I am, lost for words
Ever wondered what was inside of a kid’s slap band bracelet thing? I am here to BLOW YOUR MIND
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ever wondered what was inside of a kid’s slap band bracelet thing? I am here to BLOW YOUR MIND
Interesting set of warnings on this packaging
Tag urself I’m “fear rain”
Tag urself I’m “fear rain”
January 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Interesting set of warnings on this packaging
Tag urself I’m “fear rain”
Tag urself I’m “fear rain”
This remains: art
January 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This remains: art
It seems that this year, every kids’ toy has had “STEM” slapped on the side. Make a gross rubber eye bouncy ball? That’s STEM now. Kinetic sand? STEM. Slime? Think you’ll find that’s STEM. A literal air dried clay shit with silicone maggots? STEM, actually
December 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
It seems that this year, every kids’ toy has had “STEM” slapped on the side. Make a gross rubber eye bouncy ball? That’s STEM now. Kinetic sand? STEM. Slime? Think you’ll find that’s STEM. A literal air dried clay shit with silicone maggots? STEM, actually
Tangentially related: last New Year’s Eve @frogcroakley.bsky.social made a charcuterie Russell Crowe off of Gladiator
December 25, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Tangentially related: last New Year’s Eve @frogcroakley.bsky.social made a charcuterie Russell Crowe off of Gladiator
The police credit the arrest to three children recognising that a telegram had, in fact, been written backwards
December 4, 2024 at 11:23 AM
The police credit the arrest to three children recognising that a telegram had, in fact, been written backwards