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Believe in equality, compassion, critical thinking, and the Oxford comma.
What’s he about to do that fortifying DC is necessary? #dc #martiallaw
August 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Today would be a great day to release the Epstein files.
July 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Every place I’ve ever given my email telling me today is the “prime” time to shop…
July 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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New rule: no criticizing the way others choose to resist unless you have a better, actionable idea and kind, constructive feedback. New ideas are good! Performative contrarianism is useless.
July 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Seeing the new Jurassic Park during 4th of July fireworks because I miss dystopia being fantasy.
July 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I’m glad this made the Times.
June 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Reminding myself and anyone else who needs it that silence is consent. We must hold the line. #mariaressa #howtostanduptoadictator
March 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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What a photo.

Green must be the start of something, not the end.
March 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Once they’ve taken all of our other rights, do you really think you’ll be allowed to keep your guns? #unitedstates
March 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just your daily reminder that this is not normal.
March 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Dems need to stop playing by the rules. There are no rules. Fight for us and our country!
March 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Where is our democratic leadership? #coup2025
February 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oops.
January 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Sometimes, the current Supreme Court makes me wonder if they’ve read the constitution but in a good way.
Happy sentencing eve to those who celebrate!
January 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I’m a gun owner, and I respect the rights of responsible gun owners. That said, the second amendment will continue to be watered with the blood of children until the laws change.
December 17, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Why am I getting new followers constantly despite no one engaging with my posts?
December 11, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I have to work 22 hours tomorrow so I can take Friday and Monday off.
December 4, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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sam alito doesn’t even pretend to be a judge anymore.
December 4, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Y’all. All these DMs are making me sad. Why is this a thing?
December 3, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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You all are acting like Hunter Biden stole classified documents and tried to overturn a free and fair election. Relax.
December 2, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Looking for some good #starterkits to fill my feed with smart, compassionate, and funny people. Anyone?
December 2, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Still trying to sort out what happened?
Check out @sarahsmarsh.bsky.social on the November 14th installment of @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social
Wowza.
November 16, 2024 at 12:20 AM