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Marty
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20 / He /Him
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*Montage of nerd getting bullied christmas style ✨🎄 Snow wedgie in the park, dragged by his undies on a sleigh 🛷 licked candy canes shoved in both his ears 💦 hanging wedgie at the tip of a christmas tree*

Nerd: M-m-mmaybe the true meaning of christmas is--

Hunk: WRONG!

*Face shoved in toilet*
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Nerd: (on call with Business Fiancee) If I don't learn the meaning of christmas I could lose my job. Ugh!

"A chance re-encounter..."

Hunk: Hey, you...

Nerd: 😳 [Hunk name]?! You still live h--?

*Gets brutally wedgied by hunk*

Hunk: Still wearing whities, huh?

"Could be the very thing he needs!"
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Omg he is so gorgeous 🥺
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
NO ME DIGAS ASÍ EN PÚBLICO !!!!
December 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
No body can avoid a good wedgie 😉
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Omg hes so handsome 😭🥺
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM