This is Mewmew bringing you an important #Caturday update:
It's a beautiful day, and your kitty needs extra treats and love.

#Caturday

Me doing the monthly expenses: "Wow, I sure go to Safeway a lot."

Two hours later: "Well, this is boring. Maybe I'll go on a walk to Safeway."

Here is my favourite person holding an adorable kitten. #caturday

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

I wanted to read the latest news on how the Trump impeachment is going, and discovered Google automatically adds "2025," because you have to specify which year's impeachment it is. Similar to searching for Trump sexual assaults, you get a whole Wikipedia article.

I'm simultaneously thrilled and horrified at the current state of robotics. How long do we have until robots are committing crimes and serving as soldiers? Not long, IMHO.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkh6...

Amazed anyone thinks AI is actually going to be useful when I can't even depend on Google Assistant to wake me up from a nap.

Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state, I propose California, Oregon, Washington, New York, etc, become part of Canada.

The remaining states will form a new country called Trumpland.

Gonna go to open mike night, and just spend the entire time talking about season 2 of Severance.

I'm sorry everyone, but this shit writes itself. Here is my first attempt at being a political cartoonist.

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

They see me loafin,' they hatin'. #caturday