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Glib Shanley
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Legendary Cleveland sportscaster parody account commenting on Cleveland sports, while living the expat life in Montréal 🇨🇦
Former Miami🐬 HC Mike McDaniel has pulled out of the Bills coaching search but it’s hard to find a single online article about it, though articles about him pulling out of the Browns search 5 days ago and what it says about the Browns dysfunctional still abound. 🤔
January 26, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Stupid decision by McVay to go for it on 4th and goal down 27-31—had they kicked the FG there, the final Rams drive would have been to get in range for a game winning FG rather than a Hail Mary TD. Sometimes these so-called genius HCs make stupid decisions.
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
There’s really not a more damning demonstration of the ineptitude of the Browns front office than to compare the respective courses of the Houston Texans and the Cleveland Browns since the Watson trade.
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The football gods are punishing the NFL for the horrible officiating that allowed Denver to beat Buffalo—regardless of the opponent (Houston or NE) the AFC championship game will undoubtedly be a snoozer with Stidham QB-ing the Broncos.
BREAKING: Bo Nix will miss the rest of the season after suffering a broken bone in his ankle on the second-to-last play of the game, coach Sean Payton said.
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The @pittsburghsteeler.bsky.social are what the #Browns would like if Cleveland had just mediocre QB play. The difference is Rooney is smart enough to know that they don’t have a franchise QB and so won’t fire his HC, knowing coaching isn’t the issue; Cleveland’s owner is not so smart, thus…
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
The Hurricanes are going to have their hands full—the Ducks aren’t coming back to beat this Hoosiers team. 🤫
It’s all Indiana at halftime in the Peach Bowl‼️

Hoosiers 35, Ducks 7.
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Rooting for No. 6 Ole Miss to win a spot in the national championship tonight behind the storybook former Division II quarterback Trinidad Chambliss.
Ole Miss kicker Lucas Carneiro's field goals in the College Football Playoff:

✅ 55 yards
✅ 56 yards
✅ 47 yards
✅ 42 yards
✅ 58 yards
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Was in LV for Shedeur’s 1st start and think this week’s combination of the Titans’ struggling rookie QB facing a great #Browns defense and a 24th ranked Titans’ D on the other side of the ball is similar to what the Raiders presented, giving him a great chance to QB the team to a win a 2nd time.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: The Group of Death is a tradition at the World Cup. Without fail, each tournament yields one.

This time, our experts think it’s Group I. What do you think? nyti.ms/4oC0ue4
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Don’t buy the idea that Sanders needs to play for #Browns to assess him. The predraft process, OTAs, training camp, preseason & 10 weeks of practice give them plenty to assess. He’d be playing if he’d showed he might be “it”. But playing could be his only chance to prove their assessment is wrong.
CBS Sports’ Jonathan Jones says it’s just a matter of time before #Browns fifth-round QB Shedeur Sanders gets his chance to play, as it’s imperative for Cleveland to assess him before they go into the 2026 offseason so they know how to make their plans at quarterback with two first-round... #NFL
CBS: Just Matter Of Time Before Shedeur Sanders Plays For Browns
CBS Sports’ Jonathan Jones says it’s just a matter of...
nflspy.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Former Browns starting QB Joe Flacco sparkles✨in his first start in Cinci, leading Bengals to a huge division win. Meanwhile, it appears Cleveland fans will be forced to watch the poor man’s Baker Mayfield and future NFL journeyman Dillon Gabriel QB their team to the #1 pick in the 2026 NFL draft. 🫤
Final:
Steelers 31
Bengals 33
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What we learned today is that the “Super Computer” can be trusted to hand the ball off and not much else. #MINvsCLE #DawgPound
October 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Final:
Guardians 4
Tigers 0
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Final:
Guardians 7
Tigers 5
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m too old for these 10PM kickoffs! Off to bed. 🥱 We’ll see in the morning whether Herbert and Hampton can lead my fantasy team back from a 15.22 point deficit in the 2nd half!
September 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In my view, Tom Brady has no business calling games in the Fox broadcast booth, not so much because of the obvious conflict of interest, but more so because he’s terrible at it.
Tom Brady is in the coaches booth tonight.
September 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
One bright spot from yesterday’s throttling by the Ravens was that Judkins rushed for 61 yards on 10 carries (6.1 per carry) and as a team the Browns rushed for over 100 yards, so maybe the addition of Judkins can give them the running game they desperately need. #DawgPound
Browns second-round RB Quinshon Judkins, listed as questionable, was officially activated for Sunday. He’ll make his debut.
September 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Very few people on the planet have the mental & physical fortitude required to be a fan of the Cleveland Browns.
September 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Well, it appears the @bengais.bsky.social may have reversed their recent history of slow starts. Good for them.
Bengals lose Joe Burrow but move to 2-0 in win over Jacksonville Jaguars
The Bengals are 2-0 for the first time with head coach Zac Taylor despite losing quarterback Joe Burrow to injury against the Jaguars.
www.cincinnati.com
September 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
#Browns will have their hands full on Sunday, but there’s a path to victory if they can win the turnover battle and the D can turn potential Cinci TD drives into field goals. #DawgPound
Cincinnati Bengals Injury Report: A Rare Occurence Following First Opening Week Practice
gearing up for Week 1 of the 2025 NFL regular season.
www.si.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Donald Trump is on such a losing streak that many people are calling him the Cleveland Browns.
September 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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we predict cleveland’s browns will have great movement, be well managed, and finish much better than they started.

as for the football team we are less certain.
Prediction for the Browns this season?
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Mason Graham is a disruptor and he's going to provide great value for the Cleveland Browns in 2025.#browns
AFC Executive's Correct Take On Why Mason Graham Made Sense For Browns at No. 5
www.si.com
June 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Mary Kay Cabot: "They are (trending towards Kenny Pickett starting). And that’s really not what the (national media) wants to hear. That’s not what Browns fans want to hear right now. They want to hear that it’s between Joe Flacco and Shedeur Sanders"
Will the Browns starting quarterback choice be a popular one?
The Browns are picking between four quarterbacks, two of which are very popular with their particular fan base.
www.cleveland.com
June 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM