Brett Favre Stole My Handle
@favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social
Honey, there are three kinds of people; those who are good at math and those who aren't.
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Since many of us are starting over, a quick note about me: I'm admittedly horrible at vetting new followers but I will follow back almost everybody I have positive interactions with. Please say hello. 👋🏻
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It seems a lot of people suddenly realized that part of the “woke agenda” is not sleepwalking your way into fascism.
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It seems a lot of people suddenly realized that part of the “woke agenda” is not sleepwalking your way into fascism.
Abigail Spanberger sounds quite presidential in her acceptance speech.
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Abigail Spanberger sounds quite presidential in her acceptance speech.
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Abigail Spanberger: I PROTECT THE FAMILY.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Abigail Spanberger: I PROTECT THE FAMILY.
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"I'm speaking!"
Looks like ya Winsome, ya lose some.
Abigail for Virginia!
Looks like ya Winsome, ya lose some.
Abigail for Virginia!
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"I'm speaking!"
Looks like ya Winsome, ya lose some.
Abigail for Virginia!
Looks like ya Winsome, ya lose some.
Abigail for Virginia!
"Let them starve."
– Pro-life Republicans
– Pro-life Republicans
October 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"Let them starve."
– Pro-life Republicans
– Pro-life Republicans
Breaking: Donald Trump orders the nation's flags to fly at half-staff to mourn the death of the Young Republicans' nazi-loving group chat.
October 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Breaking: Donald Trump orders the nation's flags to fly at half-staff to mourn the death of the Young Republicans' nazi-loving group chat.
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Firing the people responsible for making sure states comply with IDEA doesn’t eliminate special education funding.
But, if you think all states will spend that money properly on those who need it, ask yourself why federal oversight was created in the first place.
But, if you think all states will spend that money properly on those who need it, ask yourself why federal oversight was created in the first place.
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Firing the people responsible for making sure states comply with IDEA doesn’t eliminate special education funding.
But, if you think all states will spend that money properly on those who need it, ask yourself why federal oversight was created in the first place.
But, if you think all states will spend that money properly on those who need it, ask yourself why federal oversight was created in the first place.
Anybody know where one can apply to be a Soros-paid protestor?
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Anybody know where one can apply to be a Soros-paid protestor?
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There is no leader of Antifa.
There is no girlfriend of the leader of Antifa.
They are creating imaginary people so they can justify going after real people.
There is no girlfriend of the leader of Antifa.
They are creating imaginary people so they can justify going after real people.
October 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
There is no leader of Antifa.
There is no girlfriend of the leader of Antifa.
They are creating imaginary people so they can justify going after real people.
There is no girlfriend of the leader of Antifa.
They are creating imaginary people so they can justify going after real people.
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Please join me in wishing this great guy @spawn03.bsky.social
a “Happy Birthday!” 🥳🎉♥️
a “Happy Birthday!” 🥳🎉♥️
October 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Please join me in wishing this great guy @spawn03.bsky.social
a “Happy Birthday!” 🥳🎉♥️
a “Happy Birthday!” 🥳🎉♥️
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To all the police and military just now realizing where this regime takes us, I have one thing to say;
Better late than Nuremberg.
Better late than Nuremberg.
October 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
To all the police and military just now realizing where this regime takes us, I have one thing to say;
Better late than Nuremberg.
Better late than Nuremberg.
I hope Bill Belichick tries to coach the Yankees next.
October 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I hope Bill Belichick tries to coach the Yankees next.
I kept reading about a super full moon in Aries and wasn't really sure what that meant but now I get it.
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I kept reading about a super full moon in Aries and wasn't really sure what that meant but now I get it.
"Kavanaugh's the bitch," exclaims Amy Coney Barrett.
October 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Kavanaugh's the bitch," exclaims Amy Coney Barrett.
If Republicans have taught us anything, it's that you cannot just make debt disappear...unless you're friends with the president.
September 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If Republicans have taught us anything, it's that you cannot just make debt disappear...unless you're friends with the president.
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I’ve got a skit idea for SNL.
Have Drunk Uncle come out and lip sync the Orange Embarrassment’s UN address.
Have Drunk Uncle come out and lip sync the Orange Embarrassment’s UN address.
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I’ve got a skit idea for SNL.
Have Drunk Uncle come out and lip sync the Orange Embarrassment’s UN address.
Have Drunk Uncle come out and lip sync the Orange Embarrassment’s UN address.
Thank gawd Donald Trump is draining the swamp! Wait, that sounds kinda swampy.
September 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thank gawd Donald Trump is draining the swamp! Wait, that sounds kinda swampy.
Know who might need the vaccine the most? Those who either can't afford the co-pay or don't have easy access to a doctor.
September 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Know who might need the vaccine the most? Those who either can't afford the co-pay or don't have easy access to a doctor.
A thief just came up to my front porch to steal a package. He opened it up, saw that it was supplements, and threw the package and bottle onto my front lawn. Little did he know that they were magnesium pills and they would've helped him sleep better with himself at night.
September 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A thief just came up to my front porch to steal a package. He opened it up, saw that it was supplements, and threw the package and bottle onto my front lawn. Little did he know that they were magnesium pills and they would've helped him sleep better with himself at night.
Please remember to tell the government to fuck off this weekend 'cause that's your constitutional right.
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Please remember to tell the government to fuck off this weekend 'cause that's your constitutional right.
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I'm thinking about starting a dating app for dumb Americans. I wanted to name it Turning Point USA, but apparently, that's already taken by a group of morons.
September 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm thinking about starting a dating app for dumb Americans. I wanted to name it Turning Point USA, but apparently, that's already taken by a group of morons.
If Republicans hate DC so much, why do so many of them choose to stay after their political careers end?
September 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If Republicans hate DC so much, why do so many of them choose to stay after their political careers end?
"Name one thing he said that was racist."
I love when the 𝘋𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘸𝘯 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 crowd assigns homework.
I love when the 𝘋𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘸𝘯 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 crowd assigns homework.
September 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Name one thing he said that was racist."
I love when the 𝘋𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘸𝘯 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 crowd assigns homework.
I love when the 𝘋𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘸𝘯 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 crowd assigns homework.