Brett Favre Stole My Handle
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Honey, there are three kinds of people; those who are good at math and those who aren't.
I kept reading about a super full moon in Aries and wasn't really sure what that meant but now I get it.
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I kept reading about a super full moon in Aries and wasn't really sure what that meant but now I get it.
"Kavanaugh's the bitch," exclaims Amy Coney Barrett.
October 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Kavanaugh's the bitch," exclaims Amy Coney Barrett.
If Republicans have taught us anything, it's that you cannot just make debt disappear...unless you're friends with the president.
September 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If Republicans have taught us anything, it's that you cannot just make debt disappear...unless you're friends with the president.
Thank gawd Donald Trump is draining the swamp! Wait, that sounds kinda swampy.
September 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thank gawd Donald Trump is draining the swamp! Wait, that sounds kinda swampy.
Know who might need the vaccine the most? Those who either can't afford the co-pay or don't have easy access to a doctor.
September 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Know who might need the vaccine the most? Those who either can't afford the co-pay or don't have easy access to a doctor.
If Republicans hate DC so much, why do so many of them choose to stay after their political careers end?
September 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If Republicans hate DC so much, why do so many of them choose to stay after their political careers end?
Sound familiar?
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sound familiar?
Rock Creek Park in Washington, DC turns 135 years old this year. Pictured is freshman senator Chuck Grassley at the dedication ceremony.
September 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Rock Creek Park in Washington, DC turns 135 years old this year. Pictured is freshman senator Chuck Grassley at the dedication ceremony.
Donald Trump is on such a losing streak that many people are calling him the Cleveland Browns.
September 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Donald Trump is on such a losing streak that many people are calling him the Cleveland Browns.
The University of Miami cheerleaders are wearing Ron DeSantis boots tonight.
August 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The University of Miami cheerleaders are wearing Ron DeSantis boots tonight.
Oh, you thought he was done bankrupting casinos?
August 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh, you thought he was done bankrupting casinos?
Which one are you?
July 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Which one are you?
The Athletic has a Canadian-themed Connections today. Notice there's no Stanley Cup.
July 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The Athletic has a Canadian-themed Connections today. Notice there's no Stanley Cup.
Fun Fact: Midnight Hammered is Pete Hegseth's condition by lunchtime every weekday.
June 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fun Fact: Midnight Hammered is Pete Hegseth's condition by lunchtime every weekday.
I'm pretty sure Tom Massie's mom even hates him.
June 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm pretty sure Tom Massie's mom even hates him.
Wheen Reepublicans aree in chargee.
June 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Wheen Reepublicans aree in chargee.
Pro-life Christians Celebrate New War
June 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Pro-life Christians Celebrate New War
I've concluded my investigation and the results are predictable: Donald Trump is a whiny bitch who lost bigly.
June 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I've concluded my investigation and the results are predictable: Donald Trump is a whiny bitch who lost bigly.
Rejected!
June 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Rejected!
The kids are alright.
June 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The kids are alright.
And Bingo was his name-o!
June 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
And Bingo was his name-o!
Draft dodger has always been and will always be a bunker bitch.
June 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Draft dodger has always been and will always be a bunker bitch.