Glen Tickle
@glentickle.bsky.social
Comedian. Very good at Dr. Mario. Still uncomfortable callin em skeets.
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I think @glentickle.bsky.social is the first person to ace the quiz in a couple years. He knows more than anyone should about the metric system. Listen to it on NPR: one.npr.org?sharedMediaI...
🔊 Listen Now: Measuring Misfortune: The Pirate Who Stole America’s Metric System
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May 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think @glentickle.bsky.social is the first person to ace the quiz in a couple years. He knows more than anyone should about the metric system. Listen to it on NPR: one.npr.org?sharedMediaI...
Fun here yet or nah?
May 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fun here yet or nah?
Took the erotic photo the other day to get everyone all horned up
March 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Took the erotic photo the other day to get everyone all horned up
"I'm sorry, I thought you were a *yoga* teacher."
"Common mistake, now pipe down and start fermenting this old yucky milk."
"Common mistake, now pipe down and start fermenting this old yucky milk."
February 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"I'm sorry, I thought you were a *yoga* teacher."
"Common mistake, now pipe down and start fermenting this old yucky milk."
"Common mistake, now pipe down and start fermenting this old yucky milk."
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Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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February 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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It's a indoor sunglasses kinda day
February 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It's a indoor sunglasses kinda day
I know this app is better and Zuck huffs farts but when I post stuff here it gets nothing. I might as well just write my thoughts down in my notes app.
Also you keep calling them skeets like a bunch of middle schoolers
Also you keep calling them skeets like a bunch of middle schoolers
February 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I know this app is better and Zuck huffs farts but when I post stuff here it gets nothing. I might as well just write my thoughts down in my notes app.
Also you keep calling them skeets like a bunch of middle schoolers
Also you keep calling them skeets like a bunch of middle schoolers
I don't think the Noid is a Whammy but I think genetically they're similar enough to reproduce, and their offspring would be a Knuckles and the Knuckles would be sterile
January 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I don't think the Noid is a Whammy but I think genetically they're similar enough to reproduce, and their offspring would be a Knuckles and the Knuckles would be sterile
I was already in pretty rough shape and now David Lynch is dead. Thankfully it's not like my job is comedy.
January 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I was already in pretty rough shape and now David Lynch is dead. Thankfully it's not like my job is comedy.
Tonight I return to hosting open mic comedy as punishment for my many crimes.
January 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Tonight I return to hosting open mic comedy as punishment for my many crimes.
I also tried to draw my rabbit Snowball which is hard because she is more or less a shapeless void of white space.
January 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I also tried to draw my rabbit Snowball which is hard because she is more or less a shapeless void of white space.
Been getting back in to drawing. Drew my son.
January 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Been getting back in to drawing. Drew my son.
I mean, yeah. But people would care of you made an interesting movie about him.
Like, that's how it works? Nobody cared about John Wick until they made the movie and it made people care about him.
Like, that's how it works? Nobody cared about John Wick until they made the movie and it made people care about him.
The Flash director Andy Muschietti has said his DC Extended Universe film failed at the box office because "a lot of people just don’t care about the Flash as a character." bit.ly/4gLko34
January 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I mean, yeah. But people would care of you made an interesting movie about him.
Like, that's how it works? Nobody cared about John Wick until they made the movie and it made people care about him.
Like, that's how it works? Nobody cared about John Wick until they made the movie and it made people care about him.
I can't find my copy of Mr. T's autobiography. Please keep me in your thoughts during this troubling time.
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I can't find my copy of Mr. T's autobiography. Please keep me in your thoughts during this troubling time.
Might goof around and release my set from Hungary finally.
January 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Might goof around and release my set from Hungary finally.
I'm watching The Beatles Help! For the first time and it's just as bad as I've heard it was.
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I'm watching The Beatles Help! For the first time and it's just as bad as I've heard it was.
Flowers for Algernon?
Flowers be Algern-on deez nuts.
Flowers be Algern-on deez nuts.
January 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Flowers for Algernon?
Flowers be Algern-on deez nuts.
Flowers be Algern-on deez nuts.
I don't know but here's one of our pet rats giving herself a little bath.
January 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don't know but here's one of our pet rats giving herself a little bath.
I've never liked the idea of New Years Resolutions because why try to improve on perfection, but then it hit me. I can resolve to be worse in the new year. Do crimes. Hurt people's feelings. Etc.
That's why every year my resolution is to steal a painting.
That's why every year my resolution is to steal a painting.
January 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I've never liked the idea of New Years Resolutions because why try to improve on perfection, but then it hit me. I can resolve to be worse in the new year. Do crimes. Hurt people's feelings. Etc.
That's why every year my resolution is to steal a painting.
That's why every year my resolution is to steal a painting.
Happy to announce the new Glen Tickle Celebrity Book Club, where I (a famous person) tells you what book to read each month and then you read it and I don't and we never talk about it and somehow this makes me money.
(The book is the novelization of Buckaroo Banzai every month)
(The book is the novelization of Buckaroo Banzai every month)
January 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Happy to announce the new Glen Tickle Celebrity Book Club, where I (a famous person) tells you what book to read each month and then you read it and I don't and we never talk about it and somehow this makes me money.
(The book is the novelization of Buckaroo Banzai every month)
(The book is the novelization of Buckaroo Banzai every month)
Saw a post about how humans don't need social media to be happy, and I guess that's technically correct, but if I don't get the enthusiastic approval of strangers I will die. It's why I do comedy. Out of medical necessity.
January 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Saw a post about how humans don't need social media to be happy, and I guess that's technically correct, but if I don't get the enthusiastic approval of strangers I will die. It's why I do comedy. Out of medical necessity.
If you evaluate comedy by "laughs per minute" I assume you're an idiot cyborg. Grow up.
January 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you evaluate comedy by "laughs per minute" I assume you're an idiot cyborg. Grow up.
I don't want to dwell on all the horrors, and yet new horrors keep happening.
Kinda hard not to notice all the horrors, y'know?
Kinda hard not to notice all the horrors, y'know?
January 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I don't want to dwell on all the horrors, and yet new horrors keep happening.
Kinda hard not to notice all the horrors, y'know?
Kinda hard not to notice all the horrors, y'know?