Any restaurant that doesn't capitalize on chicken "Tacos" is missing out.

Friendly Reminder. You may want to add INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY to your personal calendar in perpetuity as it is being erased as a holiday in the US. It would be sad to forget that we once celebrated women and their achievements.

I wonder what Muskrat is breaking during the 'Shouting Match'?

r/50501

Sell your Tesla. ❌

Sell your Cybertruck. ❌

Get off Twitter. ❌

Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌

Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻

#resist

I spent my Sunday morning with coffee and Yelp, leaving 1 star reviews on Tesla dealership websites. It was a small thing, but my tiny, shriveled heart feels better, reminding folks they are driving around in Seig Heilmobiles.

Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

Do you remember when a school shooting would be the top story on any given day? No longer. Welcome back to the Trump media circus where a school shooting in Nashville is just a byline.

"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

We are about to enter an era of extreme and dangerous culture war in the United States. How do we protect our communities and work toward a cultural ceasefire? In this piece I wrote a couple months ago, I offer one possible path. wapo.st/40q1BDn

Today in local history: On January 21, 1793, the French decapitated King Louis XVI.