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Glen Malley
@glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
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Canuck in Tokyo forever | Frequently rambles about tv, food, booze, shitty net radio | Relentlessly contrarian
“smart enough to be fun, dumb enough to be shameless.”

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You always take a chance ordering an acai bowl in Japan these days because you might get some oddly tiny little thing at the same ludicrous price other places charge. Today's bowl though, is actually solid.
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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provided without context
#shitpost #meme #criticalrole #stateoftheworld #politics
The image displays a series of panels featuring Marisha Ray and Brennan Lee Mulligan talking during a D&D stream, with overlaid text presenting a cynical take on the saying "rock bottom's a good place to be". Marisha: "Rock bottom's a good place to be." Marisha: "Can only go up, right?" Brennan: "Theoretically you could also move laterally to a different area of rock bottom."
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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#shibuya Station boardwalk initial platform is in the works now
#tokyo #japan #construction
A view of the construction of the boardwalk in front of the previous Shibuya Station ruins
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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A closer look at the plans reveals what I am henceforth referring to as the "Penis Eventspace".
Future groups will make remarks like "Okay, let's all meet up in the left testicle around 8pm"
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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"Scientific Exposure"
- this one reminded me of some things I've seen on my timeline...
#science #comic #journal #shitpost #fromreddit #predatoryjournals
(by: afterdeathcomics)
A 4 panel comic by AfterDeathComics https://www.patreon.com/c/afterdeathcomics Panel 1: A man at a counter speaks to a woman holding out some money, "Congratulations! Your article has been accepted into our scientific journal. That'll be $5000." Panel 2: The man holds up a journal and continues, "Ooohhh, your article is so good, for an extra fee we can put it on the cover of the journal". The woman drops more money on the counter, looking quite annoyed. Panel 3: The woman asks, "Can you mail me a copy when it comes out?" and the man replies, looking perplexed, "What? No! We phased that out long ago, too expensive" Panel 4: The man points at the woman and remarks, "By the way if you want access to your article online, you'll have to pay", at which the woman throws her hands up (her pockets noticeably empty) and cries out "What do you even do?!"
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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It was a nice night all things considered
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Been ages since I was in a Coasters but I finally went to the nakameguro branch of coasters and I'm enjoying the atmosphere.
#beer #tokyo #nakameguro #hoptimusprime
A pint of Hoptimus prime beer
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Doing the thing we all do
Golden yellow trees with a blue sky background Green and yellow trees lit from below A long row of golden leaved trees along a road with a blue sky A fancy sportscar in blue
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Taro root found at the market.
Bit small. Tragic really.
#shitpost #dickjoke #fromreddit
A picture of a person holding a taro root vegetable in their hand. It is easily 2 hands tall, and shaped like a dirty/hairy penis.
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Back to #gaming in #theouterworlds2 tonight, and while I agree with many that the outfits tend toward the absurd, surely you would find this to be a trustworthy individual?
I am still struggling with the lack of a photo mode, so getting decent images of my character is tedious.
A screenshot from the game The Outer Worlds 2 Our protagonist is standing on a road wearing a bizarre leather outfit which resembles a half-finished ghillie suit, and a top-hat with holographic advertisements on it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I had to take a screenshot with the printscreen command from like 15 feet away and then crop and adjust. It's just ridiculous.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Honestly, the idea of a major #gaming company releasing a game in 2025 without either a photo mode or other method of reliably taking screenshots, is downright ludicrous. Whoever was in charge of this at #theouterworlds2 needs to be fired.
A distant poorly cropped screenshot of the game The Outer Worlds 2 Our protagonist is in full on western regalia, with leathers, a cowboy hat, and a blaster at hand.
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Shibuya Station destruction proceeding well
#tokyo #japan #shibuya
An overhead view of the construction/destruction of Shibuya Station. Lots of incomplete concrete structures and cranes.
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Wait, I just realized that despite not having a photo mode and not showing your character except in cutscenes, this game does inexplicably have outfits you can choose, and thus a screen where you can see what you look like.
#gaming #selfie
A screenshot from the game Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 Our protagonist is a femme Nomad wearing the Prince outfit, a long grey coat with an elegant purple shirt open to the clavicle.
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I don't have a selfie for you because there's no photo mode and you only really see yourself in cutscenes, but here, this encapsulates my feelings at the moment.
#gaming #screenshot
A screenshot from the game Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 The picture is of a streetside advertisement that says "I could go for some Pizz Nachios" with a picture of pizza and nachos combined.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Morning.
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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#criticalrolespoilers #criticalrole
Me and the crew when nobody's looking, well into our nerd shit.
A screenshot from Critical Role The cast is wearing...ridiculously goofy food costumes. Marisha seems to be a cookie, Liam seems to be a cinnamon roll, Laura is a pickle, Travis is...maybe a sweet potato? (it's brown with a fleshy top) Taliesin is a cob of corn, Matt is a carrot, and Ashley is a container of milk
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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#criticalrolespoilers
My face, when someone says "What's critical role? That some kinda nerd thing?"
A screenshot from Critical Role Taliesin Jaffe is dressed in a severe outfit, solid black, with black leather straps and metal buckles and rings and clasps. His hair is shaved close on the sides, with a sharp part to one side and the rest combed over and bright purple. On his face are black lensed round rim glasses perfectly set in his eyes, and dark black lipstick. His skin is an ashen grey. He looks very much not amused.
October 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I still can't get over how much I enjoy #gaming in Tom Clancy's #thedivision2 when I am really not the shooter type, nor am I even remotely a gun fanatic or someone who even likes the military, let alone worships it the way this kinda game tends to.
But by god, it […]

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A screenshot from the game The Division 2 Our protagonist is relaxing in casual clothes, the lightweight DJ Tickle t-shirt, and a GOT SKILLZ ballcap. The background is a fall scene in Brooklyn, with what is presumably the Brooklyn Bridge behind.
October 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I would rather not get involved in the goings-on in the deeply un-serious rogue state of America, but this definitely got me when I saw it
#shitpost #politics #nokings #thebiglebowski
A protest sign for a No Kings event The poster shows a stylized John Goodman portraying Walter Sobchak from the film "The Big Lebowski", but dressed in an Uncle Sam outfit and pointing at the viewer. The text below reads as a line from the same film: Shut the fuck up, Donny You're out of your element
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Oh also, tis the season
#halloween #fish #aquarium #donquixote
A large tropical aquarium outside the Mega Don Quixote store in Nakameguro, Tokyo Inside is the store mascot in a snorkel and mask, but also a large number of plastic inflatable jack-o'-lanterns. The usual aquarium contents of coral first and tropical fish are also present.
October 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Okay guys, not even a tiny bit joking here. I put it through another wash with some floor mats to provide friction. Bear in mind, I cleaned the filter 100% after that last photo. This fucking towel...
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Seriously, this is after like four separate washings now
October 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Cold Played
#shitpost #halloween #coldplay #stolenfromreddit
Halloween decorations on someone's front lawn A depiction of the Coldplay Affair Couple, done with skeletons and assorted horror imagery A sign reads "COLD PLAYED"
October 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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As usual they struggled to get blood from my arms, and the lady was like "we can wait until later when you've had some water after the barium x-ray" and I was like "just take it from the back of my hand". They seem to avoid that because it hurts, but bitch I'm […]

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October 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM