Ol' Sparky
@gleameyes26.bsky.social
She/her, 40 yrs old, nice to meet ya
Cry me a river and see a doctor for those bruised fee-fees.
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Cry me a river and see a doctor for those bruised fee-fees.
Well, this was 2025 on the Switch/Switch 2 for me...
January 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Well, this was 2025 on the Switch/Switch 2 for me...
Only if we get to seal him in a glass coffin and jettison him into space
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Only if we get to seal him in a glass coffin and jettison him into space
I'd give a kidney to get Surge back...
I once wrote to the coca-cola marketing team and encouraged them to run a garden hose from the coca-cola museum to Winnipeg for surge delivery.
I was told they'd consider it.
I was told they'd consider it.
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I'd give a kidney to get Surge back...
*yells into bullhorn* THE OFFICER IS A MURDERER.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
*yells into bullhorn* THE OFFICER IS A MURDERER.
The Nazis in charge have been getting louder, if you haven't nuked Twitter by now you really should.
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The Nazis in charge have been getting louder, if you haven't nuked Twitter by now you really should.
Can we clone Mamdani and send him to other states? I feel like I could use a little love from Mamdani.
1,500 free tickets to theatre, too, w a bold claim “affordability” doesn’t mean survival but being able to enjoy culture, rest & fun.
Naysayers said he couldn’t get universal childcare past Albany.
In a week, he got Governor Hochul to not just support his idea for NYC—but to EXPAND IT STATEWIDE
Naysayers said he couldn’t get universal childcare past Albany.
In a week, he got Governor Hochul to not just support his idea for NYC—but to EXPAND IT STATEWIDE
so in a week, Mr Mamdani got universal childcare and is drawing up plans to expand public restrooms
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Can we clone Mamdani and send him to other states? I feel like I could use a little love from Mamdani.
Maybe I'll take up speedrunning this year. I'll have to find a good game...and learn Speedrunning 101...and learn how to stream properly.
January 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Maybe I'll take up speedrunning this year. I'll have to find a good game...and learn Speedrunning 101...and learn how to stream properly.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
May their hotel rooms be stuffy, their mini fridges warm, and their beds full of bedbugs and dried cum.
We're at the scene of a protest in downtown Minneapolis outside the Canopy by Hilton hotel, where ICE agents are believed to be staying. Photographer Alex Kormann estimates at least 1,000 people are in attendance.
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
May their hotel rooms be stuffy, their mini fridges warm, and their beds full of bedbugs and dried cum.
Right on target. Today they "leaked" that Good's wife was on an ICE watch group, so now they see her as a terrorist and an instigator and are calling for her to be locked up.
Also talking about the dog being adopted by a "good family", which is somehow doubly gross.
Also talking about the dog being adopted by a "good family", which is somehow doubly gross.
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Right on target. Today they "leaked" that Good's wife was on an ICE watch group, so now they see her as a terrorist and an instigator and are calling for her to be locked up.
Also talking about the dog being adopted by a "good family", which is somehow doubly gross.
Also talking about the dog being adopted by a "good family", which is somehow doubly gross.
The French are invading! #AGDQ2026 #Expedition33
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
The French are invading! #AGDQ2026 #Expedition33
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January 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
They refuse to call the insurrection an insurrection, then insist the 2020 election was stolen despite no evidence. I want that annoying orange at the guillotine YESTERDAY.
fuck outta here
January 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
They refuse to call the insurrection an insurrection, then insist the 2020 election was stolen despite no evidence. I want that annoying orange at the guillotine YESTERDAY.
Why is the Spooky Block in the middle of the night?
...No, I will not wait for the VODs on YouTube!
...No, I will not wait for the VODs on YouTube!
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Why is the Spooky Block in the middle of the night?
...No, I will not wait for the VODs on YouTube!
...No, I will not wait for the VODs on YouTube!
The science in GDQ was very fascinating. They should do that again next year, maybe squeeze in some computer programming talk?
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
The science in GDQ was very fascinating. They should do that again next year, maybe squeeze in some computer programming talk?
This sounds like the evolution of the Super Guide from some of the Mario games. Meh.
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
This sounds like the evolution of the Super Guide from some of the Mario games. Meh.
Apparently there used to be a fair number of incels at GDQ? I only really got into it after they were banned. Maybe I just got those vibes back then.
January 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Apparently there used to be a fair number of incels at GDQ? I only really got into it after they were banned. Maybe I just got those vibes back then.
It's January 3rd. We're barely in 2026 and Trump is ALREADY FUCKING THINGS UP I'M SO PISSED.
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
It's January 3rd. We're barely in 2026 and Trump is ALREADY FUCKING THINGS UP I'M SO PISSED.
People are learning about Klaus! One of my all time favorite Christmas movies!
30 minutes in to Klaus and really enjoying it. How did I not hear about this film til now, yet it came out back in 2019!
December 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
People are learning about Klaus! One of my all time favorite Christmas movies!