In my defense though it’s usually grammatical errors that were included to make the syllables or rhyme scheme work that could have been avoided entirely by tweaking the lyric a little more

Also not to pat myself on the back too hard but my diss tracks are fucking hilarious

Like cmon I dare you to tell me “seemed to have a chronic phobia of common sense” isn’t a fuckin BANGER line lmao

“When was your last original thought, and did you think to write it down?” IM LITERALLY SO FUNNY

Like look no further than my very public beef with House Parties dude I’ve ripped them to shreds and set fire to their careers 😌 as of today they’ve lost like 12k monthly listeners on Spotify since I last spoke about them that shit is SO FUNNY

It feels so weird wanting a retail job so bad after fighting so hard for corporate remote work for so long but here we are

I just want a straightforward job interacting with people in my community on a regular basis and honestly it feels so fucking good to know that about myself now

Give me a consistent schedule and clear instructions and you’ve got a complete powerhouse on your hands. Few things bring me more joy than connecting with people.

There’s two shops I’m waiting to hear back from with baited breath 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Like as long as I’m able to take breaks and to rest my shitty ass bones when I’m not actively busy you will never need to worry about a single fucking thing while I’m there. I love helping people. I love organizing displays. I love cleaning glass. I take PRIDE in the work that I do

Trying to climb the corporate ladder allowed me to really get a feel for my own work ethic and holy actual shit

I ran an entire department almost entirely on my own for two years for ZERO recognition

Imagine what I could do for a lil storefront 😤