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Paris Glass
@glassmenagerie.bsky.social
Deaf musician
Professional loudmouth
Tiktok: @/GlassMenagerie and @/MenagerieMusic
https://linktr.ee/Glassmenagerie
I know it’s not important, and it’s FAR from the most remarkable thing about him, but goddamn Ryan Coogler has STUNNING cheekbones

Anyways go see Sinners in theaters we’re going to watch a second time once it gets rolled back out for imax in our area 😤
May 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Totally forgot to post on this platform 😅 VALENTINES EMO NIGHT CONCERT AYOOO

Email for tix: WeAreMenagerieBand@gmail.com

$20 per 🎟️
February 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
How long should I wait before being left on read is official?

Like a lot of people don’t respond to things right away and if I’m gunna be petty I wanna do my due diligence first lmao
January 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sometimes it is genuinely difficult not to be completely insufferable towards my more conservative family members

Like the fact that I have to resist the urge to send them 57 articles a day about the consequences of their politics bc they hold financial power over me truly blows
January 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Going through the survey responses I’ve been collecting for my next video essay has been simultaneously devastating and also one of the most heartwarming projects I’ve ever taken on. I have so much love and hope for today’s youth if we can just get them through to adulthood
December 17, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Currently going through serious emotional whiplash swinging back and forth between “everything will be ok, I love my community, I love the work I’m doing, we’re strong enough to get through this” and “wow who knew I was such a devastatingly worthless piece of shit” 🙃🫠

Take your lamotrigine guys
December 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
We’re finally almost done setting up my studio and DUDE 🥹

Next year not only am I gunna be nailing my long form YouTube content; I should ALSO be able to make my own demos

Which will 100000% lead to me posting a bunch of covers and silly nonsense songs which I’m SO PUMPED ABOUT
December 14, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Something tells me once TikTok is banned I’m going to turn into an absolute MENACE on here

Y’all are about to have to deal with all of the thoughts I use TikTok to drown out 😎
December 14, 2024 at 6:18 PM
My toxic trait is that if I don’t like a lyric in a song because something else would make more sense I just never sing it right again

I do the same thing when I mishear or misremember a lyric and like my version better lmao
December 14, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Y’all I love art so much artists are the actual coolest people on the planet and I’m so unbelievably grateful to be in community with so many 🥹 like wow we really just take emotions and turn them into shit and then other people see/hear/experience it and ALSO FEEL EMOTIONS HOW COOL IS THAT
December 14, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Also as much as I LOVE my more thoughtful or emotional songs, letting myself write deeply unserious lyrics for funsies is SO SATISFYING

Like yes I have a folk punk song about dragons that’s an extended metaphor about billionaires but also I get to write lines like these that I laugh through onstage
Also not to pat myself on the back too hard but my diss tracks are fucking hilarious

Like cmon I dare you to tell me “seemed to have a chronic phobia of common sense” isn’t a fuckin BANGER line lmao

“When was your last original thought, and did you think to write it down?” IM LITERALLY SO FUNNY
December 8, 2024 at 8:30 PM
No but like it’s so rare for me to get to use my powers for evil 😭

I try really hard to deescalate and find common ground bc building community is so important even with people I disagree with

But hot damn I enjoy a good takedown when I truly have a reason
I think the Top 5 people who can read bitches to the GROUND are:

1. Black LGBTQ people
2. People who were bullied as kids
3. Girls who grew up with a REALLY mean mom
4. People who had the most Accelerated Reader points for their entire class
5. Every girl who had a Dooney & Burke purse in 5th grade
burn them to the ground!
December 8, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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Thoughts?
December 8, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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In 2025 (less than 30 days away), PayPal will start selling your transaction history for targeted advertising.

I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping.

If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Just submitted my name change paperwork so I can run for office under my chosen name 🥹
Every single day I become more committed to the idea of running for local office

At this point the idea of campaigning face to face with people and finding common ground with voters who disagree on certain policies genuinely excites me. Gunna make some fucking change even if only in my own backyard
December 7, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Every single day I become more committed to the idea of running for local office

At this point the idea of campaigning face to face with people and finding common ground with voters who disagree on certain policies genuinely excites me. Gunna make some fucking change even if only in my own backyard
December 7, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Not to throw a tantrum (an autistic person with strong opinions about change?? Color me shocked) but I HATE THE NEW IPHONE UPDATE

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PHOTO APP BITCH THIS IS INCORRECT
December 6, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Recently applied at a couple small businesses and dude I NEED THEM TO CONTACT ME BACK PLEASE 😩😭 yall don’t even understand I will be your ride or die I love my community and small businesses so much and I take such pride in my work
December 6, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Had my first public speaking engagement last night and was so excited to post the video of it but oh my god you cannot hear me AT. ALL. Idk what to do now bc I’ve been hyping this up and now the footage is essentially unusable 😭😭😭
December 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Sometimes I have ideas I would love to post as a tweet (Bluesky posts are still tweets idk what to tell you) or YT short but then I realize they require entirely too many words so I just pause the tv and yap at my husband for an hour

Bonus benefit: he never responds with conspiracy theories 🤪
December 3, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Currently forcing myself to take a break from filming so I can really rest over the holiday weekend but oh my GOD the urge to whip out a camera and yap every ten minutes is getting stronger by the hour 😅 this is what happens when you mix hyperverbalism with content creation guys
December 1, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Listen I’m sure your husband is cool or whatever but can he tell the difference between the Spider-Man 2 theatrical and director’s cuts just by watching one of the fight scenes?

Mine can so sorry if you can’t keep up 😎
December 1, 2024 at 5:42 AM