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Sam you el
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You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
@support.bsky.team I verified my age, but can't get access to any chats. I did it with a self taken photo and facial scanning, but I'm still prohibited from viewing them, it seems. Can this please be reset for me so I can verify once again with my government issued passport ID? Thank you
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
@kovox.net posted this on twitter already, but figured why not try it here as well, in case you don’t see it here. Painted Jax’s door sign a couple days ago :D
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Shit I forgot this app existed. I’m back
December 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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mark hoppus should open a store that only sells travel sized toiletries and call it All The Small Things
January 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I would like to eat music. Actually consume it
December 29, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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SO WHO THE FUCK MADE YOU
December 4, 2024 at 7:30 AM
WHY do ducks eat peas so fast I hate it
November 27, 2024 at 6:46 AM
@legstein.bsky.social WAIT THEY DONT LOVE U LIKE I LOVE U
November 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet???

Because they lactose
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I feel like eating an entire onion like an apple rn
November 25, 2024 at 9:57 AM
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this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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evil chappell roan:

it's slime... it's ghoul...
November 24, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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my favorite red hot chili peppers lyric is “do a little dance and then i drink a little water”. because that’s just good advice
November 24, 2024 at 7:25 AM
@legstein.bsky.social SHAWTYS LIKE A MELODY IN MY HEAD THAT I CANT KEEP OUT GOT ME SINGING LIKE
November 25, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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Remembering Freddie Mercury, who left us 33 years ago today ❤️
November 25, 2024 at 12:31 AM
November 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM