NYAHAHAHAHA, YOU KNOW IT~
OMG you know like, JUST what girls wanna hear...

Uhm, not just "another" cute cat.
I'm the cutest cat EVAR!!!

Hopefully by a couple she means like... a couple dozen. Catty's belly is soooo empty right now...
She'll eat just about ANYTHING.

Omigawd, like... can SHE try?? She's super duper hungry...
Bet she won't even end up getting honey on her face!!

See, Catty's NOT weird for doing the same thing with peanut butter jars, okay??
It's called "reuse, reduce, recycle".

A covert advertising gig, or just general trashiness? Can you ever really tell the difference with this girl?

Gurl...
If he dies he dies.

"'Kay, cause I'm totes putting her on speed dial."
Her smirk only grows as she watches his enamored reaction, ample bosom more than capable of filling his claws.
"See, I knew EVERYONE liked boobs. Even *kings*, NYAHAHA~"
Raising her arms up in the air so he's got unrestrained access... 💜

OMG, wait, wait, I'm still like, pulling the calculator app up on my phone so I can bill you for that.

...Wait so you'll buy me 30 burgers if I do it for reals?? I might be stupid, but I'm not stupid enough...
to turn an offer THAT good down.~
You're gonna see JUST how much trouble I'm really worth!

Omigawsh, I've never worn a tailored ANYTHING. Deal... as long as your tailor's open to adjustments. Seriously, I'm like, a serial pants-killer! Like... call me Catty the Ripper.
Nothing works better than cat squish therapy~