Hey, like... What the H kinda world are we living in, that even hot girls have to work? Soo totally unfair... Soo totally not my style!
Which, basically means giving me your stuff would like... Make the world a better place!!
Deal??

Check it out! I'm totally posed like one of those ancient statues!
Instead of the Birth of Venus, this is the, uh... The birth of... PENIS!
Cause I bet like... your junk is rising, get it?
...Get it??

Y'know, it's not easy running the BIGGEST business in Hotland! No seriously, these legs aren't built for running.
Bratty's saying I need to actually like... exercise n' stuff... but hauling around ALL THIS should auto-qualify me as like, heavyweight champion. WHICH IS TOTALLY A THING, BTDUBS.

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳!