Gareth Williams
@gjw1971.bsky.social
Sleeper. Non-enjoyer of world.
I saw a man wearing a Weller t-shirt, and thought to myself "That man really loves soldering irons".
January 10, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I saw a man wearing a Weller t-shirt, and thought to myself "That man really loves soldering irons".
If Dong Trump could do 10 keepie-uppies, I’d allow him to be at the World Cup draw. I’d probably even settle for 10 keepie-awakies, the sleepy turd.
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If Dong Trump could do 10 keepie-uppies, I’d allow him to be at the World Cup draw. I’d probably even settle for 10 keepie-awakies, the sleepy turd.
If Jesus was around today, he’d definitely be on Instagram. Maybe unboxing his loaves and fishes, secretly showing off the odd nipslip or dongdrop.
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If Jesus was around today, he’d definitely be on Instagram. Maybe unboxing his loaves and fishes, secretly showing off the odd nipslip or dongdrop.
It’s amazing how opinions of things change so rapidly.
It seems like only yesterday that Blue Peter were showing kids how to make a model of Epstein’s Island out of toilet rolls.
It seems like only yesterday that Blue Peter were showing kids how to make a model of Epstein’s Island out of toilet rolls.
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s amazing how opinions of things change so rapidly.
It seems like only yesterday that Blue Peter were showing kids how to make a model of Epstein’s Island out of toilet rolls.
It seems like only yesterday that Blue Peter were showing kids how to make a model of Epstein’s Island out of toilet rolls.
I like Star Wars, but they never expand on how R2D2 has seen so many characters in the buff. Full on nudey bits. No wonder he’s always whistling.
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I like Star Wars, but they never expand on how R2D2 has seen so many characters in the buff. Full on nudey bits. No wonder he’s always whistling.
It’s important to note that, although some words sound similar, they actually mean different things.
For example, ‘rucksack’ and ‘nutsack’ are entirely different things.
It’s bad enough if you strap the wrong one to your back, but putting your sandwiches in the wrong one is disastrous.
For example, ‘rucksack’ and ‘nutsack’ are entirely different things.
It’s bad enough if you strap the wrong one to your back, but putting your sandwiches in the wrong one is disastrous.
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s important to note that, although some words sound similar, they actually mean different things.
For example, ‘rucksack’ and ‘nutsack’ are entirely different things.
It’s bad enough if you strap the wrong one to your back, but putting your sandwiches in the wrong one is disastrous.
For example, ‘rucksack’ and ‘nutsack’ are entirely different things.
It’s bad enough if you strap the wrong one to your back, but putting your sandwiches in the wrong one is disastrous.
Anyone who ever failed to say “No’’ to Dong Trump is culpable.
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Anyone who ever failed to say “No’’ to Dong Trump is culpable.
There’s a common misconception that Apple and Amazon are bitter rivals, but they actually collaborate on certain software aspects.
If you don’t believe me, try saying “Hey (Siri/Alexa), send Gareth nudes”, and you’ll find they do the same thing.
If you don’t believe me, try saying “Hey (Siri/Alexa), send Gareth nudes”, and you’ll find they do the same thing.
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
There’s a common misconception that Apple and Amazon are bitter rivals, but they actually collaborate on certain software aspects.
If you don’t believe me, try saying “Hey (Siri/Alexa), send Gareth nudes”, and you’ll find they do the same thing.
If you don’t believe me, try saying “Hey (Siri/Alexa), send Gareth nudes”, and you’ll find they do the same thing.
Because Dong Trump is so mentally deficient, he believes all that his advisors tell or show him, regardless of the reality.
I’ve no doubt that he was shown the video “Hey, remember when you flew that plane, wearing your crown, and you dumped all of your saved up faeces on those violent protesters?“
I’ve no doubt that he was shown the video “Hey, remember when you flew that plane, wearing your crown, and you dumped all of your saved up faeces on those violent protesters?“
October 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Because Dong Trump is so mentally deficient, he believes all that his advisors tell or show him, regardless of the reality.
I’ve no doubt that he was shown the video “Hey, remember when you flew that plane, wearing your crown, and you dumped all of your saved up faeces on those violent protesters?“
I’ve no doubt that he was shown the video “Hey, remember when you flew that plane, wearing your crown, and you dumped all of your saved up faeces on those violent protesters?“
People who like funny, shouty, stuff: here’s a deal you’d have to be Dong Trump level stupid to miss.
LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But don’t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)
All my BRILLIANT Bandcamp stuff is “pay what you want” until midnight on Sunday. Audiobook (recommended), EPs and live shows! You can even have them all for free, if you want. Get them while you can. Normal price returns on Monday. THANK YOU! SPREAD THE WORD!! michaellegge.bandcamp.com/music
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
People who like funny, shouty, stuff: here’s a deal you’d have to be Dong Trump level stupid to miss.
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I’m having a sale!
All my BRILLIANT Bandcamp stuff is “pay what you want” until midnight on Sunday. Audiobook (recommended), EPs and live shows! You can even have them all for free, if you want. Get them while you can. Normal price returns on Monday. THANK YOU! SPREAD THE WORD!! michaellegge.bandcamp.com/music
Michael Legge
Bandcamp page for comedian Michael Legge. Follow him on Twitter: @michaellegge.
michaellegge.bandcamp.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I’m having a sale!
Ha! No Nobel Peace Prize for Dong!
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Ha! No Nobel Peace Prize for Dong!
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My longtime (near lifelong) pal Rick Veitch announced this earlier today, OK for me to share now, here, with you.
It's real. It's happening. At long last.
It's real. It's happening. At long last.
October 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My longtime (near lifelong) pal Rick Veitch announced this earlier today, OK for me to share now, here, with you.
It's real. It's happening. At long last.
It's real. It's happening. At long last.
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Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!
September 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!
Top tip: just because it’s called a door knob, it doesn’t necessarily mean what you think it means.
I am now banned from B&Q.
I am now banned from B&Q.
September 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Top tip: just because it’s called a door knob, it doesn’t necessarily mean what you think it means.
I am now banned from B&Q.
I am now banned from B&Q.
Just imagine the sheer size of that conga line when there is confirmation of the orange turd’s final flush.
August 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just imagine the sheer size of that conga line when there is confirmation of the orange turd’s final flush.
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Hello? What's happening? Am I a star wars?..
August 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Hello? What's happening? Am I a star wars?..
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All those rappers called Lil something or other: I think they’re doing it wrong.
It should be Li’l’.
Or maybe they’re all called Lillian? I don’t know.
I’m no expert on the matter; I’m not sure why you’re even asking me.
It should be Li’l’.
Or maybe they’re all called Lillian? I don’t know.
I’m no expert on the matter; I’m not sure why you’re even asking me.
August 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
All those rappers called Lil something or other: I think they’re doing it wrong.
It should be Li’l’.
Or maybe they’re all called Lillian? I don’t know.
I’m no expert on the matter; I’m not sure why you’re even asking me.
It should be Li’l’.
Or maybe they’re all called Lillian? I don’t know.
I’m no expert on the matter; I’m not sure why you’re even asking me.
It’s pretty much guaranteed that Dong Trump thinks that it’s pronounced “edumacation".
July 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It’s pretty much guaranteed that Dong Trump thinks that it’s pronounced “edumacation".
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I wonder how many testicles have hatched in this weather?
At least three of mine have so far.
At least three of mine have so far.
July 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I wonder how many testicles have hatched in this weather?
At least three of mine have so far.
At least three of mine have so far.
People find it hard to believe that my last girlfriend’s name was Sophie Titwank.
July 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
People find it hard to believe that my last girlfriend’s name was Sophie Titwank.