Greg Johnson
@gj352.bsky.social
Latchkey kid. Gen X. Berkeley raised, Berkeley grad. Dad, husband, veteran. Vote 💙 like your life depends on it, because it almost certainly does. 🌊
That moment when you realize they cribbed their UX from Bumble…
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
That moment when you realize they cribbed their UX from Bumble…
Buddy, this isn’t an Olive Garden 🤦
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Buddy, this isn’t an Olive Garden 🤦
Also, he only smiles like this when someone else is hurting. Never over a taco.
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Also, he only smiles like this when someone else is hurting. Never over a taco.
Putin paid for the speakerbox, so he may as well use it…right?
August 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Putin paid for the speakerbox, so he may as well use it…right?
So is watching a parade. Or waiting for a tow truck. Or…thinks of one billion other logical reasons.
July 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So is watching a parade. Or waiting for a tow truck. Or…thinks of one billion other logical reasons.
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James Woods is one hundred percent on that list, too.
July 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
James Woods is one hundred percent on that list, too.
It gets so much worse from here.
June 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It gets so much worse from here.
Are we actually saying that there was a mental to be anguished? Because there's no anguish in a vacuum.
May 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Are we actually saying that there was a mental to be anguished? Because there's no anguish in a vacuum.