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gizmo
@gizmotron.bsky.social
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Dad, artist, he/him (see, it's not difficult), reformed I.T. engineer, science nerd, EUphile, Earth history/palaeontology (Ediacaran), pianist learning Rach 3, guitarist learning Mach 4, lover, fighter, berk.
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Another nighttime bokeh pointillism exercise. Point(illi)s(m) if you can guess where this is.
Night time scene of a city made up only of small circular dots giving the illusion of out-of-focus camera bokeh.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Little digital art bokeh pointillism exercise. Might turn this into a large 1.5m x 1m canvas. Quite like how moody it turned out.
Dark blue background with a multicolour of car headlights, street lights, shop window lights, adverts, etc. all represented as circles of equal size, simulating the out-of-focus bokeh effect of a camera.
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Brutal.
Post from someone looking for an expensive and poor-quality restaurant to recommend to an enemy!
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Headstone with a picture of a glowing slightly obese American woman in glasses with short hair holding a 1980s portable phone to her head with the inscription below 'Jesus called and kim answered'.
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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*really* pissed my daughters off tonight
Ferrero Rocher Unwrapped Ferrero Rocher revealing an uncooked brussels sprout
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Facebook chat from some Scottish bloke trying to buy a golf club from a stranger then he forgets he's in the same chat and asks his friend if he wants to go and beat up a guy for a free golf club, realises his mistake, then apologises, says it wasn't about him, then asks where he lives.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Star Trek lady on the TV looking down and looking disgusted while a guy in actual life is showing the woman his phone in her line of sight.
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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the argument against 8k TVs
That lady off Coronation Street looking very wrinkly in high definition
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"The day grandma fell"
Wedding photo of bride surrounded by groom, best man, and friends, all gasping an 'oooh' as they witness grandma take a tumble
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Charlie Chaplin.
Colourised photograph of Charlie Chaplin. Handsome bastard.
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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UK street sign Craven Mews with grafitti above and below 'John' and 'Round'
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Great to see my favourite cracker company coming out in support of the exiled Stuart king James VII of Scotland and of overthrowing the House of Hanover 👍
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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🎵
I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord...
Nigel Tufnell from Spinal Tap playing Lick My Love Pump in D minor
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Labour courting Reform voters
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Goon a movie

Goon
Dune
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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if I end up on a desert island you can keep your war & peace, wuthering heights and to kill a mockingbird - I'm taking this printed out on a single piece of A4
cartoon in painted 1950s style. 1: Wife: Frank! Did you spend the whole of our monthly budget on renting a polygraph? 2: Husband: Yes 3: wide shot of husband strapped into machine on armchair, bloke on table behind him with the machine giving the thumbs up.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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relevant...
Twitter post: "I'm amazed by people who lose weight with exercise. When I exercise, nothing happens because my DNA still thinks I'm a European peasant. So it's like 'Oh! Are we running from the English again, lass? Dinnae ye worry, we'll keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards!'"
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Guy gets printed xmas cards in post, but accidentally sent his dental xrays of his teeth, so they were printed on the jolly cards front and center instead.
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I fucking love this.
Boomer insulting genZer on Twitter, Boomer gets ass handed.
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Woman standing next to a bus stop ad featuring herself with grafitti on her face, she is smiling with the same grafitti drawn on her face (moustache, spots, lines on forehead, etc.)
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Country selection drop down starting with Aberystwyth.
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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fake superman toy called 'specialman'
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM