I'm watching Tehran for the first time with a mug of hot tea in hand ... I know you're jealous

I fear Weddings..can we just read our written vows seated on a river bed, kiss endlessly and name birds that fly over us...then go home and have hot dinner with wine and sex on the side?

I'll be that insufferable millennial who'll happy new year her way into every conversation until March 30th. 🤫 a three way hug and cheek kiss will be added just for the dazzle

I watch shows with one star reviews as my main contribution to society.

I feel like sex is such a short word for an activity that entails A LOT.

I've been advised to use #Promosky to find mutuals on here and just like a Labrador I sniff, wag and lay beside my master, waiting for further instructions on how to live my life.

Life might be going 200km/sec but at least I got love and I can remember the name of the longest muscle in the body 😭

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.

That is called murder when they do that.

Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

I would like to categorically state that I have signed up for Blue sky out of the whims of lunacy and boredom. Also because I steal my boyfriend's hoodies, hobbies and pastimes and what an example this is