Girlwonder
@girlwonder.bsky.social
Chief Justice of Bluesky and Twitter. Send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. “That lady said wiener!” I’m fucking awesome.
My mom likes to remind me every year of what a talented child I was.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My mom likes to remind me every year of what a talented child I was.
Just another day of being professional at the home office.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just another day of being professional at the home office.
He’s been standing over him like this for a full two minutes.
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
He’s been standing over him like this for a full two minutes.
Too much ambient light to get a good pic on my iPhone but that pink is the Aurora borealis.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Too much ambient light to get a good pic on my iPhone but that pink is the Aurora borealis.
For when “something to snack on after you get high as balls” is on your grocery list.
October 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
For when “something to snack on after you get high as balls” is on your grocery list.
I’m sorry but this is just silly.
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m sorry but this is just silly.
Totally normal dog.
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Totally normal dog.
One of my favorite streaming commercials right now is one from a window replacement company that starts out with a guy doing a hostage proof of life video and ends with a 25/30 second ticking clock countdown. I don’t think they ever say the name of the company.
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
One of my favorite streaming commercials right now is one from a window replacement company that starts out with a guy doing a hostage proof of life video and ends with a 25/30 second ticking clock countdown. I don’t think they ever say the name of the company.
Nice stat, imo. Go Narubers.
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Nice stat, imo. Go Narubers.
Anyway, dinner time.
October 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Anyway, dinner time.
Add some frozen peas, check yer seasoning, and simmer for about 10-15 minutes until it’s the consistency you like it at.
October 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Add some frozen peas, check yer seasoning, and simmer for about 10-15 minutes until it’s the consistency you like it at.
Take the aromatics and cooking veggies out and, presto change-o, add the eating veggies in. Back in the oven, fucker. See ya in an hour.
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Take the aromatics and cooking veggies out and, presto change-o, add the eating veggies in. Back in the oven, fucker. See ya in an hour.
You should be mad that they haven’t invented scratch and sniff on our phones yet.
October 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You should be mad that they haven’t invented scratch and sniff on our phones yet.
See you in an hour and a half, fucker
October 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
See you in an hour and a half, fucker
Chunk up your meat, toss with flour, figure out where you put your goddamn bay leaves, and toss it all in the pot.
October 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Chunk up your meat, toss with flour, figure out where you put your goddamn bay leaves, and toss it all in the pot.
Add your broth that has been doctored with SECRET ingredients that I REFUSE to tell you because you can FIND them by looking at the recipe for beef stew on the serious eats website (the kenji one)
October 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Add your broth that has been doctored with SECRET ingredients that I REFUSE to tell you because you can FIND them by looking at the recipe for beef stew on the serious eats website (the kenji one)
They see me cooking, deglazing (sorry not sorry)
October 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They see me cooking, deglazing (sorry not sorry)
Now we build some flavor, baby
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Now we build some flavor, baby
Sauté 💃 and set aside 🕺
October 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sauté 💃 and set aside 🕺
Not the most fun shrooms but they will be delicious
October 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Not the most fun shrooms but they will be delicious
Who wants to make a good ol fashioned beef stew
October 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who wants to make a good ol fashioned beef stew
Don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here watching football.
October 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here watching football.