Hole Giril
@giril-shlingus.bsky.social
poetry
If you can't love me at my shlingus you don't deserve me ar my giril
If you can't love me at my shlingus you don't deserve me ar my giril
Since the dawn of computer graphics, scientists have been locked in eternal competition to see who can make the jankiest depiction of dinosaurs getting absolutely apocalypsed
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Since the dawn of computer graphics, scientists have been locked in eternal competition to see who can make the jankiest depiction of dinosaurs getting absolutely apocalypsed
Why am I up at 5am watching simulations of what it might have looked like from earth when Chicxulub killed the dinosaurs
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Why am I up at 5am watching simulations of what it might have looked like from earth when Chicxulub killed the dinosaurs
The high pitch wine of my humidifier I think is destroying me
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The high pitch wine of my humidifier I think is destroying me
What if the world sucked and fucked
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
What if the world sucked and fucked
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Yoo hoo! Gas leeeeaks!!
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yoo hoo! Gas leeeeaks!!
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Electro-Harmonix just sent out this email
this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff
this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Electro-Harmonix just sent out this email
this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff
this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff
Why is my phone company trying to sell me pet insurance, what have they done to us
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why is my phone company trying to sell me pet insurance, what have they done to us
Before everything went to shit today I was workshopping this post in my mind that was like:
"Mommy don't know
Daddy's getting soft
At the body shop
Cuz of spironolactooonneee"
And that's when I got word of the gas Leak
"Mommy don't know
Daddy's getting soft
At the body shop
Cuz of spironolactooonneee"
And that's when I got word of the gas Leak
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Before everything went to shit today I was workshopping this post in my mind that was like:
"Mommy don't know
Daddy's getting soft
At the body shop
Cuz of spironolactooonneee"
And that's when I got word of the gas Leak
"Mommy don't know
Daddy's getting soft
At the body shop
Cuz of spironolactooonneee"
And that's when I got word of the gas Leak
Honestly very grateful I got much of the crashing out out of my system on Monday, otherwise today would have been SO much worse
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Honestly very grateful I got much of the crashing out out of my system on Monday, otherwise today would have been SO much worse
they're making a star trek about TEENS????? noooooooo Star Trek is a SERIOUS SHOW for BIG TOUGH GROWNUPS like mEEEEE
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
they're making a star trek about TEENS????? noooooooo Star Trek is a SERIOUS SHOW for BIG TOUGH GROWNUPS like mEEEEE
got home and listened to an updated mix of a song I'm collaborating on with an artist I really admire, and it's so pretty and sweet and it made me cried tears of happiness so today truly is not all bad plus I get to see my LEGAL WIFE soon :')
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
got home and listened to an updated mix of a song I'm collaborating on with an artist I really admire, and it's so pretty and sweet and it made me cried tears of happiness so today truly is not all bad plus I get to see my LEGAL WIFE soon :')
And of course I get held up at work for an extra 30 minutes wrestling with trying to upload shit to the company servers
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
And of course I get held up at work for an extra 30 minutes wrestling with trying to upload shit to the company servers
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being a trans woman in a friend group of scruffy nerd boys is like this
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
being a trans woman in a friend group of scruffy nerd boys is like this
When I predicted today was gonna be a nightmare day, I didn't mean "gas Leak and being an hour late for a recording session I completely forgot about" level of nightmare 🥲
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When I predicted today was gonna be a nightmare day, I didn't mean "gas Leak and being an hour late for a recording session I completely forgot about" level of nightmare 🥲
OH GREAT I FORGOT I HAD A 2PM SESSION AT WORK I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT, SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP RN
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
OH GREAT I FORGOT I HAD A 2PM SESSION AT WORK I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT, SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP RN
"Discord wrapped" wtf are we DOOOING
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Discord wrapped" wtf are we DOOOING
OK confirmed the leak was outside of the house near the supply line so me and my cat are safe 😌
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
OK confirmed the leak was outside of the house near the supply line so me and my cat are safe 😌
I'm not even mad, I've BEEN living the gas Leak lifestyle so this is just bonus authenticity
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm not even mad, I've BEEN living the gas Leak lifestyle so this is just bonus authenticity
OH GOOD THERES A GAS LEAK IN MY APARTMEN T ☺️
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
OH GOOD THERES A GAS LEAK IN MY APARTMEN T ☺️
Woke up after 3 hours of sleep and had to bail on midday plans. After failing to sleep in for a few more hours, got up to go to my afternoon appointment and the gas to my stove has been turned off so I can't make coffee. It's looking like a fucked up day !!!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Woke up after 3 hours of sleep and had to bail on midday plans. After failing to sleep in for a few more hours, got up to go to my afternoon appointment and the gas to my stove has been turned off so I can't make coffee. It's looking like a fucked up day !!!!
Nah I'm sorry but we can't be doing warped tour in 2025
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Nah I'm sorry but we can't be doing warped tour in 2025
Less than 3 hours of sleep got me like 💀👾💀👾💀👾💀
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Less than 3 hours of sleep got me like 💀👾💀👾💀👾💀
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🎵 It’s beginning to suck a lot like penis
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
🎵 It’s beginning to suck a lot like penis
Human evil to fall ASLEEP
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Human evil to fall ASLEEP
Lofi twinks to study to
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Lofi twinks to study to