giorgosmit
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On the quiet side. Somewhat peculiar. A good companion, in a weird sort of way.
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Each new generation of chatbot inevitably regresses toward the mean, and that mean has been skewed into *absolute fucking nonsense*

Years of dudes feverishly sharing absolute fucking nonsense, getting sucked back up and digested and regurgitated back at them.
August 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Some dipshit right now is buying poisonous berries online because a chatbot 2 years ago digested a fucking video game discussion and 2 years of inbreeding later its Hapsburg-ass descendant mindlessly spat it back out when asked for health advice.
August 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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There's a direct line from some Magic the Gathering players discussing their decks, to some crackpot right now feverishly descending into robopsychosis over his Temu Misa Amane telling him about impossible quantum universes he needs to kill himself to enter.
August 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Θρενταρα
The funniest thing about how absolute dogshit journalists are at their job, is that when you see a chatbot regurgitate strange sounding phrases the *only way it could do so* is by having stolen them from somewhere.

Searching for those weird phrases, yields the source the chatbot stole.
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:

‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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The funniest thing about how absolute dogshit journalists are at their job, is that when you see a chatbot regurgitate strange sounding phrases the *only way it could do so* is by having stolen them from somewhere.

Searching for those weird phrases, yields the source the chatbot stole.
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:

‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
August 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Absolutely WILD that the development of sofrware proceeded with so little heed to record-keeping that 52 year old source code is a major archaeological trove that requires special tools to gain access to, like it's a treasure room in a sealed royal tomb from 3500 years ago.
Bell bottom-era tape unearthed, could contain lost piece of Unix history

www.theregister.com/2025/11/07/u...

It might have the first-ever version of UNIX written in C

<- by me on @theregister.com
52 year old data tape could contain Unix history
: It might have the first-ever version of UNIX written in C
www.theregister.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Hack tips and tricks
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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you have been visited by Bicycling Jeff Goldblum and will now enjoy 48 hours of rolling eccentric gentleman energy
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Police officer: ‘What was in the truck?’
Trucker: ‘Monkeys’
‘Ok. Could have been worse.’
‘Carrying Hepatitis C’
‘Not great but-‘
‘And Herpes’
‘Ok, well…’
‘And Covid’
‘Fucksake’
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Πήξαμε από πανάθλιουε Ελλαδέμπορους πατριδοκάπηλους
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Το μηχανοκίνητο μέρος της παρέλασης συνεχίζεται με το Επίλεκτo Σώμα Κάγκουρων, η σπασμένη εξάτμιση των HondaGLX αντηχεί στις καρδιές όλων. Πίσω τους οι περίφημοι Αγαλματένιοι Οδηγοί SUV με τον ειδικό λαιμό που δεν κοιτάζει δεξιά ή αριστερά, προκαλώντας σύγχυση και δέος στον εχθρό
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Το είδα σε
τοίχο στο Λεωνίδιο
Αφιερωμένο
σε όλους (και όλες )
τους μηχανόβιους 😎
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Μικρή εταιρεία στην Ελλάδα ρε φίλε, βοηθάω στο ξεφόρτωμα φορτηγού γιατί το λοτζίστικς σήμερα ξέμεινε από κόσμο ενώ έχω τεχνικούς στο πεδίο που πρέπει να υποστηρίξω, και ενώ παλεύω με το παλετοφόρο με παίρνει τηλέφωνο πελάτης γιατί δε μπαίνω στο management meeting.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Τα σκασα και έκανα δώρο στην
γέρικη μοτό μου
πλήρη περιποίηση, πλύσιμο, γυάλισμα ,κλπ 😎🤠
Λάμπει και τραβάει βλέμματα 😃😉
Αφιερωμένο
@pandahondros.bsky.social
@giorgosmit.bsky.social
@blacktom1961.bsky.social
June 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Μαλακές λύθηκε το πρόβλημα! Τους δώσαν να φάνε και να πιούν 🤡🤡🤡
Το αν φτάσουν σώοι και αβλαβείς κανέναν δεν νοιάζει
*Τσίρκο,Το μεγάλο*
May 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Meta illegaly downloaded 80+ terabytes of books from LibGen, Anna's Archive, and Z-library to train their AI models.

In 2010, Aaron Swartz downloaded only 70 GBs of articles from JSTOR (0.0875% of Meta). Faced $1 million in fine and 35 years in jail. Took his own life in 2013.
February 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Καθε εκατο μετρα στην Κυψελη κι απο ενα προπατζιδικο. Και στη Φωκιωνος καθε πενηντα
April 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Να εδώ τρώμε μεσημεριανό υπό το φως των κεριών γιατί η ΔΕΗ πάλι έχει διακοπή εξαιτίας λογής βροχής.
Το καλό είναι που προλάβαμε να να μαγειρέψουμε...
April 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Τρώγαμε με την οικογένεια της συντρόφου, ξαφνικά η μαμά της λέει "να παίρνετε εκστασι παιδιά μου", κοιταζομαστε μπουκωμενοι μακαρόνια με κιμά, τελικά εννοούσε ποικιλία ντομάτας.
April 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Είναι απίστευτο τι μαλακίες μπορεί να εκστομίσει ένας δεξιός για να στηρίξει ένα κυβερνητικο βόθρο.

Ρε @arahovis3.bsky.social πως σε πετσόκοψε έτσι με την απάντηση του; Κλείσε το λογαριασμό σου
April 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Ήρθε το βαφτιστήρι για Πάσχα από Νορβηγία (Εράσμους)
Μου ιστόρησε την κατάσταση εκεί, τα σχολεία, την αγορά , τον κόσμο.
Έβαλα διπλό τσίπουρο
April 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I do wish it was better understood by now—especially by folks in the media—that these "warnings" from large AI corporations in fact function as "advertisements"

www.axios.com/2025/04/22/a...
Exclusive: Anthropic warns fully AI employees are a year away
Managing those AI identities will require companies to completely reassess their cybersecurity strategies.
www.axios.com
April 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Πας να μπεις συνδικαιουχος σε λογαριασμό τράπεζας, πας να φτιάξεις αρχικά λογαριασμό μέσω της εφαρμογής, απαιτεί κλήση με άνθρωπο για επιβεβαίωση ταυτοτητας, πέφτει τέσσερις φορές η κλήση, με τα πολλά φτιάχνεις λογαριασμό, πάει να σε βάλει ο άλλος θελει επικαιροποίηση στοιχείων...
April 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tech bros invented philosophical zombies.
"You're real. Everyone else is AI."

This is intended as a selling point, not a horror plot.
April 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM