All the news that’s shit to print.

Boy, do I ever hate this timeline, this branch of reality.

Time to order more Fixodent, Gramps’ dentures are shlipping again.

You all know I've been after the Treasury Department's own Epstein file. It's a set of thousands of detailed bank records, a map of Epstein's financial network. Secretary Bessent is blocking its release – and he denies it's even something Treasury should be investigating.

There’s no way his fat little vulgarian fingers tapped all that out.

Speech to text, reading the script from Miller and adding his cute little interjectory weaves, I can believe.

INNOCENT. Weather report forecasted 9 to 12 MEELION INCHES on Saturday.

We’ll be tucked in tomorrow, listening to WBEZ AND drinking coffee from our WWTM mugs like smug snugsters, Peter.

Your dogs just wanted to set the scene early.

Illinois: Sure, let’s have Park Forest and Forest Park.

He got a piece a da action from Honduras, maybe.

One of the charges levied against Admiral Karl Donitz at the Nuremberg trials was the failure to attempt to rescue survivors for ships that we're sunk by his U boats. This goes further. Just killing apparent survivors with a second strike.

A friend pulls a wagonload of books when she walks her dog. She’s now the Neighboriod Little Free Bookwagon Lady.

On the upside: they are hiding his feet and legs. He usually uses a portable desk without a table cover for signing ceremonies outside the Oval Office.