I despise this mental image and it should be added to the Geneva convention.

CDs, plural.

I still have Deluxe Paint III in the house somewhere. I should dish it out!

You should see about getting one of those new "The A1200" clones and trying animation on an Amiga(-ish) system again for the giggles.

I always put "By paying this invoice, you agree to the terms and conditions as outlined here: [URL] " in the TOS section.

Insult to injury: electric Sedan.

(Not a Tesla, though, because I like nice and good things).

I have a sore throat and this just sent me into a painful giggle fit. Worth it.

You had me in the first half NGL

The wire is so PRESENT.

And when it flies away it channels the spirit of 90s CG.

Did they do all this on a 94 PowerMac or something?

Doofus, bad boy and biggus maximus respectively

Either an elder that's been around or someone that had to learn very quickly for the sake of their wellbeing.

For all we know they all have collapsible riding crops in their back pocket. You can never tell with pups...

Either way that Twink is in danger.