@gin-apprentice.bsky.social
Wannabe optimist. I need a hug and a nap.
if Jesus loved us he'd at least TRY to bottom every now and then. big whoop about unaliving on a cross but has he ever rushed through a 2am bathroom enema after the bar for you? not in any Bible I've read
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
if Jesus loved us he'd at least TRY to bottom every now and then. big whoop about unaliving on a cross but has he ever rushed through a 2am bathroom enema after the bar for you? not in any Bible I've read
The trucks say "HONK HONK" and this little idiot said *bep bep*
April 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The trucks say "HONK HONK" and this little idiot said *bep bep*
Nothing pisses me right off like a gay Republican
February 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nothing pisses me right off like a gay Republican
Somebody shoulda done us a solid and slipped Luigi's file into that stack of pardons Trump was signing. There's more work to do.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Somebody shoulda done us a solid and slipped Luigi's file into that stack of pardons Trump was signing. There's more work to do.
Been watching WW2 movies all night, just to set the mood.
January 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Been watching WW2 movies all night, just to set the mood.
Listen I need trump to act like a real president and have that inauguration outside. If it was good enough for President William Henry Harrison it's good enough for the pumpkin.
January 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Listen I need trump to act like a real president and have that inauguration outside. If it was good enough for President William Henry Harrison it's good enough for the pumpkin.
I feel like having a deep ongoing beef with your local pharmacy is such an old person vibe and it is also my vibe. I will physically fight a whole Walgreens.
December 31, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I feel like having a deep ongoing beef with your local pharmacy is such an old person vibe and it is also my vibe. I will physically fight a whole Walgreens.
🥹🥹 honestly
December 25, 2024 at 5:46 AM
🥹🥹 honestly
Bass Pro end of the season clearance sale is the reason for the season #tenderandmild
December 21, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Bass Pro end of the season clearance sale is the reason for the season #tenderandmild
Still real mad at Sonic for getting rid of their gravy. Time doesn't heal all wounds. Sometimes they fester.
December 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Still real mad at Sonic for getting rid of their gravy. Time doesn't heal all wounds. Sometimes they fester.
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mans should be born vasectomized and when they want to have babby they just puncture the tip like a Krazy Glue tube
December 17, 2024 at 1:59 AM
mans should be born vasectomized and when they want to have babby they just puncture the tip like a Krazy Glue tube
December 7, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Eating a family pan of frozen Stouffer's Mac and cheese seems unhealthy at first but at second it is also v unhealthy
December 5, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Eating a family pan of frozen Stouffer's Mac and cheese seems unhealthy at first but at second it is also v unhealthy
Listen I don't care about my Spotify wrapped what I want is an annual review of my weed purchases from the dispensary. I want to remember what I was smoking over the summer.
December 5, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Listen I don't care about my Spotify wrapped what I want is an annual review of my weed purchases from the dispensary. I want to remember what I was smoking over the summer.
I'm an old. Am I doing this right?
December 4, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I'm an old. Am I doing this right?
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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s an extinction event
December 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s an extinction event
I ate too many sugar free chocolate chips today then I met God in the bathroom and they were SOO mad at me
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I ate too many sugar free chocolate chips today then I met God in the bathroom and they were SOO mad at me
@misplacedcajun.bsky.social aquatic nerdery
December 4, 2024 at 3:55 AM
@misplacedcajun.bsky.social aquatic nerdery