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We gotta stop calling winning consecutive tournaments the x-peat

It's not a threepeat to win three events in a row! It's a threepeat if you win the same event three years in a row!!
September 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
gonna need all my mutuals to get rooms in the Marriott, I don't like to have to walk to the Hilton just to see my friends
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August 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bite away
a lot of Smashers seem to think that any money in the scene is good, and any criticism is biting the hand that feeds you

But if it's a dismissive, condescending hand with a wanton disregard for the good of the community, only looking out for their own self-interest? my advice: Bite away!
August 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
a lot of Smashers seem to think that any money in the scene is good, and any criticism is biting the hand that feeds you

But if it's a dismissive, condescending hand with a wanton disregard for the good of the community, only looking out for their own self-interest? my advice: Bite away!
July 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Reposted by wheat
Announcing SSBMRank Summer 2025!

The countdown of the 50 best players of the year so far is almost here. Join us Monday, August 5th as we begin the countdown, ending with a live Top 10 reveal on Thursday night at Supernova 2025!
July 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
why does it seem like good broadcasting and good seeding are becoming lost arts in Melee?

It feels as though this year we've taken steps back in both areas despite being so good at them for so long
July 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i have come to the realization that this is just me and melee stats danny
June 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The best to ever do it

RIP Brian Wilson
June 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
we kept the pick 😀
huge crashout potential for me this week between the Sixers possibly losing their pick and my *0th birthday

stay tuned to see if I lose my mind!
May 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
huge crashout potential for me this week between the Sixers possibly losing their pick and my *0th birthday

stay tuned to see if I lose my mind!
May 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
big ups to Arcade Fire, Kanye West and Ariel Pink for makin sure that their creative decline coincided with the revelation of how they're horrible people

would be a bit of predicament if any one of them released a halfway good album recently, but luckily for us that's not the case
May 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
playoffs are interesting when your team isn't in them, i have the most convoluted motivations for teams I'm cheering for

(I hate the Celtics more, but more success will add marginal annoyance to my life. Knicks doing well will add much more annoyance, so we're begrudgingly rooting for Boston)
May 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Reposted by wheat
Mina would you ever appear as a pundit on the Super Smash Bros Melee talk show @foursidefights.bsky.social I think you would find the format…familiar….
April 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Summer is right around the corner and so is SSBMRank!

The ranking season for SSBMRank Summer 2025 will end July 13, the weekend of Let's Drink the Pool

The countdown of the 50 best players of 2025 so far will start in early August, so make sure to stay tuned!
April 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
April 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
trivia started giving out free points through raffle tickets this week so results should not be acknowledged. considering a boycott until the competitive sanctity can be restored
just won trivia again
March 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
just won trivia again
February 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Reposted by wheat
Player Spotlight: SweatyJ, for winning Super Bowl LIX, beating Patrick Mahomes and Big Red!
February 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Not sure if you guys are ready for how obnoxious i will be at Genesis
Bluesky can I get a "Go Birds"?!
February 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Bluesky can I get a "Go Birds"?!
February 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
this trade feels like one of those things that happens in a dream, and then you wake up believing it, only to feel stupid ten minutes later for ever believing it

but it's real! most insane trade in my lifetime
February 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Eagles in the Super Bowl, won trivia last night, rankings came out amazingly, got a new Tetris PB, ate some great Mexican food, lost some weight, found some $1 CDs at a thrift store, watched a lot of Simpsons, once again the Eagles are in the Super Bowl

great week, honestly
January 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Also, what a year! If 2024 felt unique, it's because it was

This year we saw some amazing storylines and I wanted to shout out some fun facts that we came across when making the list
Here it is. SSBMRank concludes with the 10 best Melee players of 2024!

Who will be #1? Find out through the link below, and thanks again to The Yard for supporting SSBMRank 2024!

start.gg/SSBMRank
January 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Woo!!

It's no surprise to anyone close to us, but this year's Top 100 wasn't always guaranteed. A lot of questions surrounded this year's release but because of the wonderful team we have, I'm proud to bring another Top 100 to this wonderful community
Here it is. SSBMRank concludes with the 10 best Melee players of 2024!

Who will be #1? Find out through the link below, and thanks again to The Yard for supporting SSBMRank 2024!

start.gg/SSBMRank
January 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i cannot believe it

It felt like David Lynch would outlive us all, and in a way he probably will. One of the great American artists, one who would imbue every piece of work with so much personality, so much humanity, so much wonder and confusion and most importantly, so much of himself
January 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM