Maapi
@gilkmallon.bsky.social
Professional Shitposter and Undiscovered Gaming Extraordinaire
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Definitely not a Cybersecurity guy
🎮Indie Dev
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Definitely not a Cybersecurity guy
🎮Indie Dev
*AI generated, targeted ad before my YouTube video*: "These shoes are for middle-aged and elderly men and when you-"
Okie doke 🙃
Okie doke 🙃
September 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
*AI generated, targeted ad before my YouTube video*: "These shoes are for middle-aged and elderly men and when you-"
Okie doke 🙃
Okie doke 🙃
When I get access to a time machine, I'm stopping us from discovering bone spurs. I think the butterfly effect would handle the rest
September 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
When I get access to a time machine, I'm stopping us from discovering bone spurs. I think the butterfly effect would handle the rest
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If you're into picking up rocks to see what kinds of weird bugs are under there squirming around, I recommend posting "Fascism is bad" on social media. Same result.
September 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you're into picking up rocks to see what kinds of weird bugs are under there squirming around, I recommend posting "Fascism is bad" on social media. Same result.
Charlie made millions of dollars normalizing political violence
September 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Charlie made millions of dollars normalizing political violence
Raise your hant if you use NeoCities
September 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Raise your hant if you use NeoCities
I wouldn't be surprised to find out that donald trump doesn't know how to tie a knot in a piece of string
September 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I wouldn't be surprised to find out that donald trump doesn't know how to tie a knot in a piece of string
A circumcision doctor named "Rex Johnson"
August 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A circumcision doctor named "Rex Johnson"
Started watching Supernatural part way through. Do they just edge us forever or do they eventually actually fuck?
August 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Started watching Supernatural part way through. Do they just edge us forever or do they eventually actually fuck?
I'm not really a fan of biden, but he never wrote his friends pedophile love letter birthday cards
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'm not really a fan of biden, but he never wrote his friends pedophile love letter birthday cards
If you post AI slop on my feed, I'm blocking you and I'm not apologizing for it
June 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you post AI slop on my feed, I'm blocking you and I'm not apologizing for it
I normally try to post funny shit, but have you ever wondered if every soul is akin to a taste bud of god's tongue, and we exist as a mechanism by which god tastes time?
May 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I normally try to post funny shit, but have you ever wondered if every soul is akin to a taste bud of god's tongue, and we exist as a mechanism by which god tastes time?
I'd probably die too if I had to meet JD Vance
April 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'd probably die too if I had to meet JD Vance
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Our local manufacturing capacity is increasing. We’ve produced a similar but sturdier Cybertruck, named the Bergerblock (Left Photo.)
We’ve also produced a facsimile of the humans we expect to purchase our Bergerblocks. Our artisan designer named it “Fragilis Masculinis” which is Latin, we think.
We’ve also produced a facsimile of the humans we expect to purchase our Bergerblocks. Our artisan designer named it “Fragilis Masculinis” which is Latin, we think.
April 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Our local manufacturing capacity is increasing. We’ve produced a similar but sturdier Cybertruck, named the Bergerblock (Left Photo.)
We’ve also produced a facsimile of the humans we expect to purchase our Bergerblocks. Our artisan designer named it “Fragilis Masculinis” which is Latin, we think.
We’ve also produced a facsimile of the humans we expect to purchase our Bergerblocks. Our artisan designer named it “Fragilis Masculinis” which is Latin, we think.
I'm not a financial advisor, but I think pronouns make the stock market go up
April 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I'm not a financial advisor, but I think pronouns make the stock market go up
In the doctor's office this morning.
Only other guys here is compulsively loading new mints into his mouth and crunching them loudly as his phone repeatedly goes off.
His text notification is "what the deuce?" in a Stewie Griffin voice.
I can't wait to get out of here And go finance some eggs
Only other guys here is compulsively loading new mints into his mouth and crunching them loudly as his phone repeatedly goes off.
His text notification is "what the deuce?" in a Stewie Griffin voice.
I can't wait to get out of here And go finance some eggs
April 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
In the doctor's office this morning.
Only other guys here is compulsively loading new mints into his mouth and crunching them loudly as his phone repeatedly goes off.
His text notification is "what the deuce?" in a Stewie Griffin voice.
I can't wait to get out of here And go finance some eggs
Only other guys here is compulsively loading new mints into his mouth and crunching them loudly as his phone repeatedly goes off.
His text notification is "what the deuce?" in a Stewie Griffin voice.
I can't wait to get out of here And go finance some eggs
Just found out you can't actually see someone's skeleton when they get electrocuted. Very disappointed
April 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just found out you can't actually see someone's skeleton when they get electrocuted. Very disappointed
Being a cyber security professional in the current political climate certainly is an experience of all time
March 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Being a cyber security professional in the current political climate certainly is an experience of all time
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It’s only a matter of time…
February 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s only a matter of time…
I've found it: the clitoris
February 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I've found it: the clitoris
This is how they treat me when I enter the club
February 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This is how they treat me when I enter the club
I've been stuck in a superposition of both for the past 2 weeks
February 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I've been stuck in a superposition of both for the past 2 weeks
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✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
January 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨