you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Elon Musk is like if the Peter Principle became a real live boy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_p...

a season of white lotus about a mid-level bureaucrat who takes a long-awaited vacation to a resort in mexico only to discover that she’s been named the acting administrator of an agency that is wreaking havoc on the federal government

Idiocracy was a documentary

You know things are bad when you agree with Three Shirts McGee.

Okay but the part about how he called Musk a dick is immensely funny

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

He could have survived but gunshot wounds sustained between 34th Street and 59th Street were not covered by his plan.