GilaHacker
gilahacker.bsky.social
GilaHacker
@gilahacker.bsky.social
MySQL DBA and Linux admin for GoDaddy
I love the sweet cornbread I can get at Safeway, but I just call it corncake. Because it's cake. Delicious cake.

I've paired it with chili before, but really prefer the Jiffy mix for that (which is probably still considered sweet to some?).
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
a man in a tuxedo is sitting in an auditorium
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is sitting in an auditorium
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November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I wish it worked that way for me. I can realize it's a dream but I can't control it or fly or anything.
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oof. A former coworker had that issue. Literally made him sick. I don't know if it was always an issue or developed later in life, but he was pretty young when I knew him (still in his 20's, I think).
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I will eat a jar of peanut butter on your behalf. 🥜
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
👴 We are the same age. That explains a lot.

I work for the Internet (managing the world's largest authoritative DNS). Most, if not all, of my salty old coworkers agree that the Internet was a mistake. Maybe not the original one, but definitely what it has become.
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Better have some beef-filled wantons.
September 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Certain parts of certain cities, sure. It's going to differ widely based on factors like your race and gender.

The downtown areas of major cities I've been to have seemed safe during the day for me, a white dude. People do sometimes get shot or stabbed in those places, but it's a very small %.
September 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
And yeah, SR-71 isn't exactly "plural". Sue me. 😝
September 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Hive
The Killer
Deth (Megadeth)
Ramone
Maroon
Gun N' Rose
1CELLO
Singular Soul
SR-1

Most of the ones I can think of don't seem to be plural to begin with and a lot that are you'd just be just removing the trailing 's'. 🤷‍♂️
September 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I ♥️ Reese's, but thought the regular PB Oreo's actually tasted better. The PB flavor in the Reese's ones seems to get drowned out by the chocolate wafers.
September 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I ♥️ Reese's, but thought the regular PB Oreo's actually tasted better. The PB flavor in the Reese's ones seems to get drowned out by the chocolate wafers.
September 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The internet was a mistake.
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And it really depends on what your starting and ending points are. Denver, CO to Ocala FL can be done in two ~12 hour stints, but when I lived in rural Maryland it took me a few hours just to get to the nearest Wells Fargo because it was cutting back and forth on side roads the entire way.
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
They better not hurt Eagly! 🦅
September 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Give it a Star Trek makeover. Dr. Beverfridge Crusher.
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM