I just want ONE interview.
I just want ONE interview.
That is a lie. I hate you so much right now.
That is a lie. I hate you so much right now.
Yeah, I need to schedule that.
Yeah, I need to schedule that.
I need a new To Be Read system...
I need a new To Be Read system...
Me: "Give me a flipping break! I've been asking for one for YEARS!"
Why no; I'm not irate about it at all...why do you ask?
Me: "Give me a flipping break! I've been asking for one for YEARS!"
Why no; I'm not irate about it at all...why do you ask?
Friends... I've already read this book.
Friends... I've already read this book.
*sigh* we can't have anything nice because of you.
*sigh* we can't have anything nice because of you.
Me: To to finish wrapping gifts and get this house clean.
Him: *nods* Ok, I'm going to go get some coffee.
And then they wonder why we want to murder them sometimes.
Me: To to finish wrapping gifts and get this house clean.
Him: *nods* Ok, I'm going to go get some coffee.
And then they wonder why we want to murder them sometimes.
“I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.”
― John Scalzi
“I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.”
― John Scalzi
Granted, that parenthetical isn't said out loud...but it might as well have been.
Granted, that parenthetical isn't said out loud...but it might as well have been.
Am I exhausted by the thought of it all; nevermind Christmas looming...why yes, I am.
Am I exhausted by the thought of it all; nevermind Christmas looming...why yes, I am.
*Deep breath* Apparently, my plea for a clean sink has fallen on deaf ears. I may need bail money.
*Deep breath* Apparently, my plea for a clean sink has fallen on deaf ears. I may need bail money.