My new favorite dystopian nightmare fuel is this police surveillance tower at Home Depot playing grating, distorted classical Christmas music through its siren horn.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My new favorite dystopian nightmare fuel is this police surveillance tower at Home Depot playing grating, distorted classical Christmas music through its siren horn.
Wore Ballew shirt for power. @ellembee.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wore Ballew shirt for power. @ellembee.bsky.social
Very time I finished wiping one dogs paws they'd go and get them wet and muddy again while I wiped the other. Unbelievable asshole behavior.
April 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Very time I finished wiping one dogs paws they'd go and get them wet and muddy again while I wiped the other. Unbelievable asshole behavior.
My new invisiline retainers come in this birth control case, appropriate because absolutely no one is getting pregnant with these bad boys around
March 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My new invisiline retainers come in this birth control case, appropriate because absolutely no one is getting pregnant with these bad boys around
No haircut could make me feel as ugly as this Smashing Pumpkins poster makes me feel old
February 2, 2024 at 8:00 PM
No haircut could make me feel as ugly as this Smashing Pumpkins poster makes me feel old
Instacart is always sending chips it looks like someone sat on
December 13, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Instacart is always sending chips it looks like someone sat on
New BMWs looking like the booty-chin guy from Mos Eisley
October 4, 2023 at 8:02 PM
New BMWs looking like the booty-chin guy from Mos Eisley
Ada would like to know, how can be that we *claim* to love dog, but then still allow summer to happen?
August 8, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Ada would like to know, how can be that we *claim* to love dog, but then still allow summer to happen?
Maybe you'd think, "a different person is exciting" but it's not just variety: there are dog walkers they fucking hate—Ada will RUN AND HIDE IN HER CRATE if you are unworthy
July 3, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Maybe you'd think, "a different person is exciting" but it's not just variety: there are dog walkers they fucking hate—Ada will RUN AND HIDE IN HER CRATE if you are unworthy
We have a dog walker come on Monday mornings. And I'm a little envious of how much the huskies love her. Look how snoozey and satisfied they are!
July 3, 2023 at 6:01 PM
We have a dog walker come on Monday mornings. And I'm a little envious of how much the huskies love her. Look how snoozey and satisfied they are!