My new favorite dystopian nightmare fuel is this police surveillance tower at Home Depot playing grating, distorted classical Christmas music through its siren horn.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My new favorite dystopian nightmare fuel is this police surveillance tower at Home Depot playing grating, distorted classical Christmas music through its siren horn.
I got a new phone and LinkedIn locked me out of my account because they're worried someone else is using it. Like. Fine.
September 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I got a new phone and LinkedIn locked me out of my account because they're worried someone else is using it. Like. Fine.
My favorite lie Instacart tells me is still "your groceries are kept temperature controlled" like I don't see them come out of a 2004 Nissan Sentra.
August 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My favorite lie Instacart tells me is still "your groceries are kept temperature controlled" like I don't see them come out of a 2004 Nissan Sentra.
People should be talking about jibarito more.
July 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
People should be talking about jibarito more.
I wish sending text messages still cost 25¢ each. That would really help me with shutting the fuck up.
July 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I wish sending text messages still cost 25¢ each. That would really help me with shutting the fuck up.
Who decided to call the dinosaur Sue instead of Chi-rannosaurus Rex?
June 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Who decided to call the dinosaur Sue instead of Chi-rannosaurus Rex?
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I ❤️ NYC
Spotted by the Barclays Center. Very curious who’s paying for this 👀
June 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I ❤️ NYC
Saw my first lightning bug of the summer
June 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Saw my first lightning bug of the summer
Chicago has a combination locksmith / art gallery and right now the art is half off
June 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Chicago has a combination locksmith / art gallery and right now the art is half off
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wow I asked it if it's becoming conscious this is scary
June 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
wow I asked it if it's becoming conscious this is scary
They're gutting the building next door, which means this is the third day of near-constant jackhammering, about 20' from my office windows. Gadget and I are losing it.
June 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
They're gutting the building next door, which means this is the third day of near-constant jackhammering, about 20' from my office windows. Gadget and I are losing it.
Not here for a long time or a good time. Here for a short, bad time. I didn't even want to come.
June 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Not here for a long time or a good time. Here for a short, bad time. I didn't even want to come.
Jessica Jones S1 has a big plot point around how hard it is to get fentanyl from a drug dealer. Weird that's what didn't age well
May 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Jessica Jones S1 has a big plot point around how hard it is to get fentanyl from a drug dealer. Weird that's what didn't age well
So glad Michael Jackson never had Twitter
May 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So glad Michael Jackson never had Twitter
Wore Ballew shirt for power. @ellembee.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wore Ballew shirt for power. @ellembee.bsky.social
So many big bushy beards at this event. Should have gotten a beard oil brand to sponsor.
May 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
So many big bushy beards at this event. Should have gotten a beard oil brand to sponsor.
Participating in a weightlifting competition today. It's, as the kids say, "for the plot".
May 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Participating in a weightlifting competition today. It's, as the kids say, "for the plot".
Just walked past a Verizon and to get the store hours you have to scan a QR code. How rude is that? You're trying to buy a phone and the store is closed. When is it open? Wouldn't you like to know, no-phone!
May 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Just walked past a Verizon and to get the store hours you have to scan a QR code. How rude is that? You're trying to buy a phone and the store is closed. When is it open? Wouldn't you like to know, no-phone!
Very time I finished wiping one dogs paws they'd go and get them wet and muddy again while I wiped the other. Unbelievable asshole behavior.
April 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Very time I finished wiping one dogs paws they'd go and get them wet and muddy again while I wiped the other. Unbelievable asshole behavior.
I really hope Pedro Pascal is as wholesome as he seems because I don't know if I could take it if he's not
March 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I really hope Pedro Pascal is as wholesome as he seems because I don't know if I could take it if he's not
The latest addition to the construction cacophony immediately outside my window is the gas-powered concrete saw, like a chainsaw and leaf blower had an unholy child of sin
March 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The latest addition to the construction cacophony immediately outside my window is the gas-powered concrete saw, like a chainsaw and leaf blower had an unholy child of sin
Today I learned "AHOLE" is in the wordle dictionary. New starting word just dropped.
March 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Today I learned "AHOLE" is in the wordle dictionary. New starting word just dropped.
My new invisiline retainers come in this birth control case, appropriate because absolutely no one is getting pregnant with these bad boys around
March 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My new invisiline retainers come in this birth control case, appropriate because absolutely no one is getting pregnant with these bad boys around