Gabe Bombara
gideonmets.bsky.social
Gabe Bombara
@gideonmets.bsky.social
Public Defender. Mets fan. El Pasoan. My opinions are my own and not that of my employer (I have no idea what my bosses think of Rey Ordóñez.)
The Yankees will allow players to have well kept beards. I’m glad to know I’m still safe from being called up because my hair is still too categorically fabulous to play for them.
February 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Most aggressive driver today on my commute was a Golden Corral catering van. So if your chilaquiles and waffles are late this morning, be kind. He tried.
November 18, 2024 at 3:07 PM