Here are some more accomplishments:

1. Dug through the ditches
2. Burned through the witches
3. Slammed in the back of my Dragula
4. Repeated once more
5. Did not violate the Constitution

1. Knew when to hold 'em
2. Knew when to fold 'em
3. Knew when to walk away
4. Knew when to run
5. Never counted my money when sitting at the table; there's time enough for counting when the dealing's done

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.

Here are 5 things I did last week for my org:

1. Organized a "Pronoun Party" Extravaganza

2. Introduced a "Feelings-First Feedback" Policy

3. Launched a "Mandatory Meme Monday" Initiative

4. Created a "Woke Walk" Fitness Challenge

5. Pitched a "Diversity Dream Board" for Meetings

The resignation of a federal employee must be voluntary. I highly doubt failure to respond to this email---sent on a Saturday---would be understood by any court to be a voluntary resignation.

To anyone who is reading this without my permission trying to find something about me:

You look like you chew without your teeth touching.

Good thing it turned cold here because the snowflakes are out in force today.

that’s right.

“So now I curse that raven's fire
You made me hate
You made me burn
He laughed aloud as he flew from Eden
You always knew
You never learn”

I expect nothing and I’m still let down.

Wait.

The price of eggs and the cost of living was supposed to go down.

Not up.

I’m can’t wait to dead name the Gulf of Mexico.