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Yes, I was in college when Fight Club appeared and *the worst guys immediately missed the point* so hard they say snowflake now.
February 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Yes, I was in college when Fight Club appeared and *the worst guys immediately missed the point* so hard they say snowflake now.
It's not even a digital conversion for an old film camera? Keychain digital camera gadgets were everywhere before camera phones and now phones are so big people want keychain digital camera gadgets again?
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It's not even a digital conversion for an old film camera? Keychain digital camera gadgets were everywhere before camera phones and now phones are so big people want keychain digital camera gadgets again?
Techbros never grew out of having imaginary friends. AI is "conscious" the way the imaginary pet raccoon I had for a month after reading Rascal when I was in Elementary School was.
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Techbros never grew out of having imaginary friends. AI is "conscious" the way the imaginary pet raccoon I had for a month after reading Rascal when I was in Elementary School was.
Smurfs & He-Man crossover. Smurfette meets Fisto
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Smurfs & He-Man crossover. Smurfette meets Fisto
I played Wii Left Handed and couldn't play Zelda because they made Link Right Handed on Wii.
February 10, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I played Wii Left Handed and couldn't play Zelda because they made Link Right Handed on Wii.
Hey, that used to be "guy in a warehouse across town" and they've gotten it to "anywhere with exploitable workers" so they're making exactly the progress they always wanted.
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Hey, that used to be "guy in a warehouse across town" and they've gotten it to "anywhere with exploitable workers" so they're making exactly the progress they always wanted.
I stand by The Gonzo Test. If Gonzo is fucking a chicken, then The Muppets good. If Gonzo isn't *hopelessly horny and in love with Camilla* then someone failed to understand The Muppets.
February 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I stand by The Gonzo Test. If Gonzo is fucking a chicken, then The Muppets good. If Gonzo isn't *hopelessly horny and in love with Camilla* then someone failed to understand The Muppets.
Yep! Every new detail you learn about that is still more valuable than anything you could learn about blockchain!
February 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Yep! Every new detail you learn about that is still more valuable than anything you could learn about blockchain!
Learning why a pound of butter is different shapes in different parts of the US is more useful than learning what blockchain was.
February 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Learning why a pound of butter is different shapes in different parts of the US is more useful than learning what blockchain was.
To catch rich people you write "infinite profit, no workers" on the side of a white van.....
February 2, 2026 at 12:17 PM
To catch rich people you write "infinite profit, no workers" on the side of a white van.....
I saw somewhere:
Review: President Lincoln says "Melania is the worst time I've ever had in a theater"
Review: President Lincoln says "Melania is the worst time I've ever had in a theater"
January 31, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I saw somewhere:
Review: President Lincoln says "Melania is the worst time I've ever had in a theater"
Review: President Lincoln says "Melania is the worst time I've ever had in a theater"
Background animation house.... Not for human occupation
January 19, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Background animation house.... Not for human occupation
Starfleet Academy of Advanced Riker Chair Use
January 19, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Starfleet Academy of Advanced Riker Chair Use
Reposted
Ghost plates / patch swapping / mission-specific identities = covert ops / secret police
Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Ghost plates / patch swapping / mission-specific identities = covert ops / secret police