Printer 🖨️: Oh hi 👋 
Me: 🤨 

Printer 🖨️: I know you really need to print this ASAP

Me: Well?

Printer 🖨️: I am not feeling like it. Try the printer on the 5th floor else it is your unlucky day, pal 😈

What people without chronic pain or conditions don't realise is how much a bad flare up impacts your ability to work, because all our time is taken up with having to go online and complain to strangers about it

Hate when Bad guys say things like "Women only cry when they're upset with men as a way to manipulate us", we're not trying to manipulate you we're trying to very slowly drown you

mood 🫣 Linux monitoring script with attitude 😂 here is how to send push notification from your Linux or Unix www.cyberciti.biz/mobile-devic...

Wish more people realised that for most art businesses, there's only one person doing all the work. Creating, shipping, admin, promotion, starting feuds with other artists, painting unflattering portraits of them into historical scenes, trying to poison them, it's all one person.

bro, so to run a program, i "execute" it, but to stop it i "kill" it? computers are barbaric, bro

playing around with watercolour pencils