Jolly Parton
@ghoul-interrupted.bsky.social
I’d rather not.
I’ve been alive too long and the cars are starting to get skittish.
I’ve been alive too long and the cars are starting to get skittish.
In a last stitch effort to rally myself into making it the rest of the day, I gave my 4th hour class a riveting speech about cold meds being a scam. I went down in flames and went home about 45 minutes later.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In a last stitch effort to rally myself into making it the rest of the day, I gave my 4th hour class a riveting speech about cold meds being a scam. I went down in flames and went home about 45 minutes later.
Accidental renaissance
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Accidental renaissance
So um. Right before I went to bed last night, I learned that basically all the people who are in charge of regulating my job and for allocating the funding that pays for my job were laid off. I’ve been dealing with so much shit that I can’t even panic over this right now, but fuck.
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So um. Right before I went to bed last night, I learned that basically all the people who are in charge of regulating my job and for allocating the funding that pays for my job were laid off. I’ve been dealing with so much shit that I can’t even panic over this right now, but fuck.
I work in a broken system within a broken system within a broken system. I failed, but that’s what happens when you ask the individual to fix the systems. I’m tired.
October 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I work in a broken system within a broken system within a broken system. I failed, but that’s what happens when you ask the individual to fix the systems. I’m tired.
Nothing humbles a person quiet like trying to sing Golden.
October 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Nothing humbles a person quiet like trying to sing Golden.
I cannot take a person seriously if they speak of the “lore” of a celebrity.
October 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I cannot take a person seriously if they speak of the “lore” of a celebrity.
A student, in a sing song way: who wants to help me rebuild the Soviet Union?
Me: No talking. Also, no one else knows what you’re talking about
The rest of the children get offended by this before proving they do not know what the Soviet Union is.
Student calls me comrade and leaves.
Me: No talking. Also, no one else knows what you’re talking about
The rest of the children get offended by this before proving they do not know what the Soviet Union is.
Student calls me comrade and leaves.
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A student, in a sing song way: who wants to help me rebuild the Soviet Union?
Me: No talking. Also, no one else knows what you’re talking about
The rest of the children get offended by this before proving they do not know what the Soviet Union is.
Student calls me comrade and leaves.
Me: No talking. Also, no one else knows what you’re talking about
The rest of the children get offended by this before proving they do not know what the Soviet Union is.
Student calls me comrade and leaves.
Great gowns. Beautiful gowns.
August 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Great gowns. Beautiful gowns.
Current feelings on the new Taylor Swift album.
August 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Current feelings on the new Taylor Swift album.
I’m gonna be a blitz ball when I grow up
July 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m gonna be a blitz ball when I grow up
On to ffx-2. The good people of Kilika seem to have some drama, but I don’t care, because they left out a bunch of treasure boxes for me :3
July 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
On to ffx-2. The good people of Kilika seem to have some drama, but I don’t care, because they left out a bunch of treasure boxes for me :3
“I never wrote a picture in my life.”
July 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“I never wrote a picture in my life.”
My chocobo does not need more training; you need to stop throwing blitz balls and birds at it.
July 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My chocobo does not need more training; you need to stop throwing blitz balls and birds at it.
Tidus: Listen to my story
Me: no. You’ve yapped enough in these last 40 hours.
Me: no. You’ve yapped enough in these last 40 hours.
June 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Tidus: Listen to my story
Me: no. You’ve yapped enough in these last 40 hours.
Me: no. You’ve yapped enough in these last 40 hours.
Playing FFX remaster and while I didn’t notice all the weirdo changes to the models without having them called out, the one I did notice is Tidus’s strip of poorly done shadow root at the top of his head.
June 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Playing FFX remaster and while I didn’t notice all the weirdo changes to the models without having them called out, the one I did notice is Tidus’s strip of poorly done shadow root at the top of his head.
Well, at least none of the videos of Bernie learning about the bombing I’ve seen so far have shown me five rows back, fighting for my life to get my glasses clean.
June 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Well, at least none of the videos of Bernie learning about the bombing I’ve seen so far have shown me five rows back, fighting for my life to get my glasses clean.
Ben Rhodes is in high demand this week.
June 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Ben Rhodes is in high demand this week.
It’s almost like America won’t adopt juche or something lmao
June 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It’s almost like America won’t adopt juche or something lmao
I didn’t think anything could amuse me more than tom walker and gta gotta go fast. But then fd signifier started playing elden ring.
June 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I didn’t think anything could amuse me more than tom walker and gta gotta go fast. But then fd signifier started playing elden ring.
Reposted by Jolly Parton
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
I’VE UNCOVERED THE ~HUMAN MIND~
June 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’VE UNCOVERED THE ~HUMAN MIND~
The greatest showman is the most thing to happen to middle school choir concerts and talent shows ever
May 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The greatest showman is the most thing to happen to middle school choir concerts and talent shows ever
As the world burns, I just want to give everyone a quick update: teenaged boys are still getting perms.
April 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
As the world burns, I just want to give everyone a quick update: teenaged boys are still getting perms.
Sometimes, I just have to be grateful for the fact that 90% of the time, the only ears that hear the things I say to my cat are her ears.
March 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sometimes, I just have to be grateful for the fact that 90% of the time, the only ears that hear the things I say to my cat are her ears.
Everything is awful, but the melted cheese is good.
March 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Everything is awful, but the melted cheese is good.