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I'LL TREAD WHERE I PLEASE
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 AM
ghost.fyi
Why did the potter make birds for the gun show?

She heard they like clay pigeons there.

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January 28, 2026 at 11:06 PM
ghost.fyi
Why did the potter make birds for the gun show?

She heard they like clay pigeons there.

#jokes #humor #puns
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
ghost.fyi
What do you call it when someone promises to give you foliage?

A guarantree.

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January 24, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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What do you call a device that cleans a bird's quills?

A feather duster.

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January 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Why do foreigners get wet when they try to learn the local language from TV?

Because it's the English Channel.

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January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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What do you call it when someone swindles you out of your wool?

Fleeced.

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January 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Why was the email so aloof?

It had no attachments.

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December 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
ghost.fyi
Why is it so obvious when people stare too much?

It's a glaring error.

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December 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
ghost.fyi
What do you call particularly efficient blowing machines.

Fan-tastic.

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December 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
ghost.fyi
What do you call a baked good recipe that calls for corroded metal?

Caked with rust.

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December 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
ghost.fyi
What did the battery do when faced with an overwhelming foe?

It charged.

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December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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What do you call a gala where people compare the price of grave plots?

A cost tomb party.

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December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
ghost.fyi
Why is it hard to see after you phone's memory gets wiped?

Because you've lost your contacts.

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November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
ghost.fyi
Why do fossils look so much like the animals and plants they came from?

Because they're carbon copies.

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November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
ghost.fyi
What do you call a push to develop a radio network more quickly than the competition?

A relay race.

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November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
ghost.fyi
Why is switching out the action verb in a sentence so noisy?

It re-verb-erates.

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November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Why should you always take the elevator during an argument?

Because the other option would just escalate things.

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November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
ghost.fyi
Why are mountain guides so short?

Because it's the cliff notes version.

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November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
ghost.fyi
Why did the glue dry so quickly?

Because it was fast paste.

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November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
ghost.fyi
Why do you find fruit pits in holes?

Because people often plum the depths.

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November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ghost.fyi
Why does a thick sirloin ramp up the tension?

Because there is so much at steak.

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November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Why are river rocks the best knife sharpeners?

Because they are wet stones.

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November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
ghost.fyi
Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away.

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November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
ghost.fyi
Why did the duelist pretend to lose consciousness?

It was a feint.

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November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM