Saxton 🦝
@ghost-waltz.bsky.social
not a cat girl, nor a puppy girl, but a secret third thing (raccoon girl).
cursed but fine.
cursed but fine.
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Saxton 🦝
@ghost-waltz.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Seizing the means of prediction (stealing magic 8 balls)
all border states become part of Canada, but have to take on the (mostly shitty) sports teams of the corresponding province.
Look guys I get it if you don’t want us but have you considered that Wisconsin is really good at cheese and the Minnesota accents are hilarious
Also adding Philly immediately gives you a buffer against America that will form a guerilla front at the slightest provocation. Or no provocation tbh
Also adding Philly immediately gives you a buffer against America that will form a guerilla front at the slightest provocation. Or no provocation tbh
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
all border states become part of Canada, but have to take on the (mostly shitty) sports teams of the corresponding province.
there are only two speeds on the 401: 75km and 175km
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
there are only two speeds on the 401: 75km and 175km
reskeet with a time you looked cool
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
reskeet with a time you looked cool
staying cute? in this economy?!?
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
staying cute? in this economy?!?
science has yet to invent a shower too hot for me
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
science has yet to invent a shower too hot for me
the whole team is basically my mum, including the player who is my actual mum
all the old ladies at darts call me by my full name and it's adorable
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the whole team is basically my mum, including the player who is my actual mum
have you considered: gin + peanut butter cups
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
have you considered: gin + peanut butter cups
all the old ladies at darts call me by my full name and it's adorable
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
all the old ladies at darts call me by my full name and it's adorable
"the problem is, you need everybody to get on board. and some people won't be on board. and if you try to make them get on board, now you're doing fascism." - me, a political science genius*
*unverified
*unverified
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"the problem is, you need everybody to get on board. and some people won't be on board. and if you try to make them get on board, now you're doing fascism." - me, a political science genius*
*unverified
*unverified
parenting is getting your kid to roll all the towels and cloths by telling him they're ninja scrolls
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
parenting is getting your kid to roll all the towels and cloths by telling him they're ninja scrolls
Reposted by Saxton 🦝
this has solved the writer's crisis of how to bring him back from the dead
the rumours are true: I am playing the next James Bond
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this has solved the writer's crisis of how to bring him back from the dead
there are simply too many cops. end of statement.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
there are simply too many cops. end of statement.
the 3 of us would be unstoppable
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the 3 of us would be unstoppable
i will accept whatever quest this guy is offering
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
i will accept whatever quest this guy is offering
it's adorable hat season
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
it's adorable hat season
i can't believe today is not a national holiday; the Edmund Fitzgerald deserves better
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i can't believe today is not a national holiday; the Edmund Fitzgerald deserves better
it is officially winter.
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
it is officially winter.
lecturing my familiar has him like:
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
lecturing my familiar has him like:
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
felt cute, might forget to delete
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
felt cute, might forget to delete