So you know how someone said that "1 in 5 people in Chicago are in a gang"?
I looked it up, and 1 in 5 people who voted in Chicago voted for Trump.
I'm not *saying* they are the same people, I'm just saying.

This Republic is bananas
B a n a n a s
THIS REPUBLIC IS BANANAS
B A N A N A S

Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved: making light of gun violence.

STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!

Man it's embarrassing to be an American right now.

There is nothing like waking up and thinking you blew your Duo Lingo streak, only to realize drunk you the night before had the wherewithal to do a lesson while inebriated.
#DrunkDuoLingoIsBestDuoLingo
#TenhoUmaDorDeCabeça

My life in a nutshell
youtu.be/dO_Se7ng6XQ?...

We are taping Vampire Jeopardy! today, I knew this one was a bad idea.

The ADULT adults at work: *talking about their kids, their mortgages, etc. etc.*

Me: yeah so I just completed the community center in stardew valley and have crippling anxiety

Wild news. Wonder how he'll handle League of Legends

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!