Now that loads of MAGA can't stand him, Mr Free Speech for me not for thee has changed it so only his blue tick simps can reply to his comments as the other comments were hurting his fee fees, it also means he can just say any old shit he wants without being corrected

How many people voted for Elon to be President? It sure seems like he is.

He's a fascist threat to the world, he's literally trying to buy himself world dominance and no I'm *not* exaggerating

#FuckMaga #FuckTrump #FuckElon #FuckFascists
#ElonSmellsOfPishAndHasNoFriends

Why stop there? Let’s bring back the four humors. Let’s get in to why maggots spontaneously form in rotten flesh. Let’s drill in to heads to let the demons (or brainworms) out.

A rapist, a convicted felon and a fascist walk into a cathedral...

"Hello President Trump" says Prince William eagerly with puppy dog eyes.

Then again like father like son, friends with all the nonces eh 👀

#DownWithTheCrown
#RepublicNow

Is there a Guinness World Record on the shortest coup attempt?

Seems this South Korean president might be in the running 😂😂

Proud to announce that I will nominate Kai Winn as Secretary of Education where she will oversee the Federation Department of Education which guides the direction of schools and education across the United Federation of Planets member worlds. CONGRATULATIONS KAI WINN! #StarTrek

Naturally, all those people who screwed farms with Brexit, not replacing EU subsidies, letting climate change wreck the countryside, and doing terrible deals that put farms at a competitive disadvantage, are today on the front of their picket line, all bad blood forgotten. ~AA

If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up.

If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds

Why did Elmo let his brother from Springfield design his car?