Gherkin Inspector🔞
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25 | He/Him | Hi! I write smutty fanfic about robots, monsters, aliens, and weird guys! I'll be linking my posts on Ao3 as I make them.
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25 | He/Him | Hi! I write smutty fanfic about robots, monsters, aliens, and weird guys! I'll be linking my posts on Ao3 as I make them.
Proship DNI
Buy me a Coffee: https://ko-fi.com/machball
Sometimes you just gotta drive with mouse and keyboard
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sometimes you just gotta drive with mouse and keyboard
Me doing my actual job vs me making gay porn
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Me doing my actual job vs me making gay porn
Also apparently they rewrote this for the switch port lol
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Also apparently they rewrote this for the switch port lol
Definitely Wood... They made him fatt...
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Definitely Wood... They made him fatt...
When I become president, all mobile game developers will be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
When I become president, all mobile game developers will be destroyed
It's a tough choice, but probably this one just because I REALLY like her expression in this picture...
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's a tough choice, but probably this one just because I REALLY like her expression in this picture...
It's giving me serious Sahara Special energy from Smuggler's Run 2: Hostile Territory, so I don't blame you.
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's giving me serious Sahara Special energy from Smuggler's Run 2: Hostile Territory, so I don't blame you.
Goooood answer, all the Williams games were such treats for the senses. If I had to go in the vein of like a Williams space shooter though, I would've probably picked their first person game Blaster, the audio and visuals are just such a treat for the senses.
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Goooood answer, all the Williams games were such treats for the senses. If I had to go in the vein of like a Williams space shooter though, I would've probably picked their first person game Blaster, the audio and visuals are just such a treat for the senses.
Honestly, I think too many people play it as the bird person being a subby failguy. I want a more monstrous and powerful creature with these same foibles, but as the clear dom in the fantasy relationship. Maybe even give them a less anthropomorphic anatomy, maybe like the tallbird from Don't Starve?
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Honestly, I think too many people play it as the bird person being a subby failguy. I want a more monstrous and powerful creature with these same foibles, but as the clear dom in the fantasy relationship. Maybe even give them a less anthropomorphic anatomy, maybe like the tallbird from Don't Starve?
Unconventional erogenous zones was the core idea, where the computer gets off on your pressing buttons. I can't bring robot sex to life convincingly without some pretty crazy stuff, but a computer program that you can fuck? Everyone already has a mouse and keyboard... What if it could feel those?
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Unconventional erogenous zones was the core idea, where the computer gets off on your pressing buttons. I can't bring robot sex to life convincingly without some pretty crazy stuff, but a computer program that you can fuck? Everyone already has a mouse and keyboard... What if it could feel those?
Still really proud of this snippet I wrote for an Erotic Typing Tutor game I was messing with a while ago...
October 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Still really proud of this snippet I wrote for an Erotic Typing Tutor game I was messing with a while ago...
You guys gotta hop on Placid Plastic Duck Simulator, the halloween event goes CRAZY
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
You guys gotta hop on Placid Plastic Duck Simulator, the halloween event goes CRAZY
OMG You should... CG or Polygonal?
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
OMG You should... CG or Polygonal?
Better than sex
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Better than sex
All of the Martians from Metal Slug are hot, BUT LIKE-
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
All of the Martians from Metal Slug are hot, BUT LIKE-
They should make out sloppy style I think
October 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They should make out sloppy style I think