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Gherkin Inspector🔞
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25 | He/Him | Hi! I write smutty fanfic about robots, monsters, aliens, and weird guys! I'll be linking my posts on Ao3 as I make them.

Proship DNI

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Back on my bullshit again yayyy

#deltaruined #rambhazard
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Sometimes I will just block someone because they fail the vibe check.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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I don’t even have a title for this I just felt like it #pikmin
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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OMG YOU WOULD... They are your type aren't they
Also besides who I already mentioned, Plantern, Blover, and Scaredy Shroom are also really cute
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Also Kernel Pult... I would lowkey fuck kernel pult
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The PvZ remake is out... Nobody should buy it, but everyone should write porn of the plants I think. Especially hypno shroom, they're so cute...
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sometimes you just gotta drive with mouse and keyboard
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Anyways robot tits!
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I need Sam Freak Outside to knock someone up but in a way that's sad and pathetic.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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[Pegging]
I can never take these two seriously I'm so sorry.
#freakoutside
September 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm a communist by the way
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Kissing is hard to draw but it's so hot so I gotta suffer it
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Careful, he bites.
#offnsfw #B34t0ff
August 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Yeah so it looks so ass but I tried, first animation in AGES
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Yeah fuck that dead slut #TEINNSFW #rule34
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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drawing isnt enough i need to peg that loser myself
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Came back from the shower to 2 million notifs from Olimar likers... What situations should I put than man in? Preferably over the course of 3,000 characters or less
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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CW: Weight Gain and Inflation/Stuffing

Bro clean out your inbox, damn!!!!
August 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
New Wordle-like where you read video game ban appeals and have to guess whether the appeal was accepted or not.
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me writing an elaborate and expansive loredump to explain why it's okay for me to have sex with Captain Olimar even though he's married
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
When I become president, all mobile game developers will be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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no nut november but instead of the toxic nofap bs i instead just get put in a cage and get worshipped and fucked every day i mean what who said that
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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fanart / freak outside #FreakOutside / burping
posting this crackship comic exposes my main account but i dont really care if you know who i am . i need to spread my spores
June 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I wish I had free time... I need to write freak outside... I NEED to...
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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things that are attractive only to me part ?????
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM